Both
FoxHunter and
LIS are dragged before the court, a hastily built podium with
That Redhead and
WildCatJ sitting behind it. The crowd surrounds their victims, forming posses that support each candidate for lynching. Each person's camp is screaming for the death of the other side. Well, not
nohika who just sort of votes for herself sometimes and seems rather confused by this whole game; but everyone else is screaming!
WildCatJ attempts to calm the crowd by asking on what grounds they bring these people forward for judgment. The response is a rousing tribal scream of internet jargon written with capslock on. After all, these white knights are from the internet, we shouldn't expect them to talk rationally and with metered respect when they have, what more or less amounts to, two hostages. Finally one of them cuts through the silence and gives the only response
WildCat needs:
Wildcat laughs and nods to
That Redhead who replies with "Attention. Each and every meme here will place a vote and we will simply go by whomever has the most powerful vote tally".
Thus voting began. It seemed close at first as many of the people waffled over from wanting to kill
FH to wanting to protect her via lynching
LIS. But in the end, the final result was not close at all. It was still far too many to far too few.
LIS was cut from his bindings and let free to be old and wrinkly while
FH was stood up to answer for her crimes.
"What say you?" asks,
That Redhead. "I could use a beer" says
FH. Everyone laughs a bit, but
Wildcat cuts them off with an angry roar "NO! We will not have our courthouse, made of the remnants of old xanga and geocities websites glued together, made a mockery of. WE SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH
FOXHUNTER, THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD!" Everyone gasps and goes completely silent. The judges smile to themselves, having been total badasses... but
FH raises her hand slightly and clears her throat. Everyone looks at her and she calmly adds. "I believe I have yet to cast my vote"
Everyone seems perplexed, she voted for
LIS did she not? But upon checking the records, they see that she did indeed change her vote at the last possible second. But what to? The judges open the paper vote sitting atop of their podium and see
FoxHunter's solitary vote:
That
Redhead just shakes her head. "Wow that is very interesting" she mutters, somewhat angrily. "Despite the vote of 17-to-1, the vote of 'peace' wins. You may go"
There is no lynch tonight, for this is yet another amazing anecdote in the life of THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD!
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DAY 4 IS OVER. NIGHT 4 BEGINS. Deadline will be 9PM. Earlier if all the PMs make their way in.
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I know you didn't mean me specifically, that's why I said I couldn't speak for others. Just wanted to let you know what I thought. If I had taken it personally, to mean only me, then trust me I would have backlashed at ya. 
