These will help you see them, see them all, says
equineconstant as she hands
SDP some mushrooms.
SDP just looks at
EC for a while then quietly mutters "But I've never actually tried it with shrooms". "SHUT UP AND EAT THEM" yells
EC, impatient to see if the storied powers of
SDP turn out to be true.
SDP nods his head slowly, and begins to climb the stairs to his bedroom from the foyer.
EC follows closely behind him.
SDP stops at the doorway to the bedroom. "The visions tend to be very strong, so I would appreciate if you could... you know... spot me." "Just eat them you pansy" retorts
EC.
SDP sighs, realizing he has cut a deal with a hell of a sour tempered meme and throws the fist full of shrooms into his mouth. He immediately starts tripping.
A few hours later
SDP bolts up out of bed drenched in sweat. He awakes screaming. He looks around to the left and then to the right and screams even more when he sees
EC just chilling in bed with him. "I thought I dreamed you" mutters
SDP. "No, I'm real you idiot. So did you see who the viruses are?" retorts
EC. "I did see the music video for gangnam style and you were in it and were..." but
SDP is cut off by
EC who slaps him in the face and says "The viruses... tell me who the viruses are!"
Suddenly the door flies open and a shadowy figure stands in the doorway. "This is who I am".
SDP, drenched in sweat, still slightly high, and in his underwear just mutters "oh f*** no."
EquineConstant's eyes light up as he sees the virus and says "oh f*** yes".
EC leaps forward at the virus, but is blown backwards and crashes into the wall by the viruses simply snapping their fingers. A garbled voice comes from the tall shadowy figure "we control the rules here. the physics. the gravity. the world."
EC tries to leap at it again, but another snap of the finger launches
EC into the open closet, which then slams shut afterwards. Another snap and a bookcase slides infront of the closet door. The shadow then closes in on
SDP who reaches for his phone....
...this is 911, what is your emergency?....
...AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH....
...we will send a patrol car over right away...
The police arrive within minutes, but it is minutes too late for
SDP who has had her chest destroyed in what appears to be a sort of feeding(?) attack. Her dead body is left in he bed. When the police arrive they discover
EC still trapped in the closet, attempting to claw her way out of the closet. When she sees the body of
SDP she has a very surprising reaction.
The police will later identify
SDPs body as
Sudden Clarity Clarence, who was able to seer anyone with the help of his prophecy inducing drug habits.
In memorium:
(On a serious note, look up some sudden clarity clarence memes and learn some interesting "facts")
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