Quietly sitting around on the judgement podiums, lording over the other memes, those programs connected to the FBI.gov domain have felt a sort of god-like immortality from the finger-pointing so very prominent among the other members. Yet things have changed.
That redhead, the longest sitting member of the judgment tribunal was found to be a virus.
Samoa, relatively new member of the group, was proven quite mortal as she was blown apart so very recently. Suddenly the judges felt very vulnerable to judgement themselves.
Suddenly they began looking at each other as potential suspects, suddenly they began looking introspectively to judge how safe they really felt in this chaos they ushered in under the auspices of the strings being firmly within their grasps.
Wildcat and
Lissa look at each other in quick glances, attempting not to catch each others eyes. Attempting not to let the other one know how nervous they really feel. Suddenly
Lissarae breaks the silence as she begins hyperventilating.
WildcatJ offers her a paper bag to control her hyperventilation with.
Lissarae takes two big breaths in it and then blows it up and grips it tight, like some hyperventilation balloon. She looks as
WildcatJ and says "they want us, and its either me or you" and then slaps the brown paper bag as hard as she can, making a loud pop noise.
WildcatJ is startled by the noise and loses her footing ontop of the judgement podium, rolling down it to the ground. She scrambles to her feet and looks up at
Lissa "What have you done?" she yells.
Lissa shrugs and says "I made a decision. I don't feel like dying today."
Wildcat tries to climb up the podium, but the surviving memes have quickly gathered around her and pull her down as she tries to climb up. A small scuffle ensures, but
wildcat is so heavily outnumbered they never stood a chance. A few seconds later they are bound and brought infront of the podium.
Lissa seems to have no pity on her face for her fellow member of the fbi.gov domain. She yells down: "what is the crime brought against this meme?"
DVM yells out "She is a worm virus! I've seen it." About five other people nod along, noticing her obvious worm resemblance. But
Lissarae interrupts them: "No… that is not right. Who else knows who this person is?"
KPowell yells "This person is the logic bomb virus! My sources told me. It must be true." A bunch of people start nodding their head.
Lissarae yells out "you idiots. Don't you remember. We just killed that one. It was
TRH. Who *really* knows who this person is?"
Tropical Tacos unbinds her hands, to the gasps of many and says "look at these hands. These are clearly the hands of a Trojan virus" People are just shaking their heads at the stupidity of untying
WildCat.
Wildcat wastes no time in pulling a handgun on the hip of
Tropical Taco off of her person and now having the upper hand on the collected meme crowd. She yells out: "you want to know who I am? You want to know who I really am? I would tell you, but you've probably never heard of it. Being a villager is so January 2013, I'm already onto the next thing. Pseudovillains are all the rage. If you guys just got it, maybe you could have used it to identify who the real villains are" She then reaches into her pocket and pulls out a pair of wayfarer raybans which she puts on. She then yells "Everyone things being alive is so cool. That's so conformist. You know what's cool? Dying on your own terms and living forever in the polytheistic heaven of Valhalla" She then turns the gun upwards under her chin and fires. Everyone gasps. In a terrifying irony, the story of her suicide would later become the basis of a
Chris Brown song.
You have lynched WildCatJ, Hipster Ariel, who felt seering as a villager was too main stream and would seer as a random wolf each time
In memorium:
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Day Over. Night Round begins. Deadline roughly 8pm again. Earlier if I get all the shizz in.
FBI.gov
Lissarae
4Chan
**nyanko**
Memebase
**DVMD**
Packen
Swings
Nohika
EquineConstant - Surprised Kitty
Facebook
**Escalla**
PP
Reddit
**JJohnston**
Wikipedia
**hedgie**
WolfSpeaker
tropical toucan
Orcagirl
KP
Recycle Bin
SOV - Success Kid
Lupin - Overly Attached GF
Kaydubs - Happy Cat
Devyn - Squinty Eye Fry
Trematode - Scumbag Steve
LIS - DDoS Attack Virus
SnS - Worm Virus
WldLfStdnt - Trojan Virus
Dyachei - Insanity Wolf
WTF - First World Problems
FFM - Socially Awkward Penguin
TheDrJojo – I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Dog
FTB - Condescending Wonka
FH - TMIMITW
Samoa - Paranoid Parrot
That Redhead - Logic Bomb Virus
SDP - Sudden Clarity Clarence
WildCatJ - Hipster Ariel
Cripes that was a waste. Oh well. 
