A villain stalks the streets of our fair interwebs. Slinking through the shadows, they move swift and smoothly, dodging every digital street light. It moves in darting motions from alley to alley, spending no time in the main street. Suddenly there is the sound of a soda can kicked down the street. The shadowy figure presses itself against one of the alley walls and stops moving, blending completely into the darkness. As it does,
JJohnston is visible walking down the main drag, whistling and quite unaware of what is lurking in the shadows.
As
JJ goes by the alley this shadowy creature is in, it whispers eerily from the alley "what are you most afraid of?".
JJ stops dead and starts looking around confused, not sure if that voice it heard was even real or only in his mind. The shadowy figure begins to stand up to pounce on
JJ right around the corner, when
JJ starts walking again. The figure peeks its head around the corner and watches him walk. For a full minute as
JJ walks, the figure darts between two more alleys, trailing
JJ. Finally it leaps towards an alley he is just passing and instead of ducking into it, it grabs onto
JJ. It grabs him tight and turns its hand into a spiked object.
"So tell me, little
JJ, what do you fear?"
JJ has a stoic face, not showing any sign of fear. "I fear not death, because we both know I will live". The shadowy figure just laughs. "I thought this might happen. But don't you have any remorse?"
JJ stops for a second, looking as if he is pondering something; perhaps his mortality. Then he responds "You know what. I think I'm just like you viruses… I want to live at any cost. I. REGRET. NOTHING." The virus is angry at this defiance and yells "Then you will die with a dirty conscience!" The virus goes to impale
JJ but there is a puff of smoke where
JJ is and the virus hesitates for a second. When the smoke clears
JJ is 30 yards down the street brushing some dirt off his pants. In the arms of the virus is
Nohika(!?!?).
Nohika just says "About f***ing time" as the virus plunges its blade into
nohika's chest.
As
nohika falls to the ground dead,
JJ is in the distance walking away again and mutters his last comment over again as he gives a victorious twirl:
The wolves have killed Nohika, The Hipster Kitty, who couldn't talk until… wait… what?
Nohika gets back up, the giant gaping wound in her chest is there, but she seems unphased by it. She just scoffs. "God that took a long time" she says. "I'm glad I finally got that death over with. Death is so overrated."
Nohika walks away calmly then stops and turns to the virus. She gives a little salute to the virus and says "thank you man. Been dying for someone to do that." As
Nohika walks away the virus can be heard, in its own garbled scratchy voice uttering "what the f*** was that?"
As I was saying… the meme who was too cool to play WW the same way everyone else played. But now that she is dead, she is revived as a "ghost" who is able to vote and discuss strategy as if she were living, but is and shall remain a "dead villager"
In memorium? Sort of?:
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Night Infinity over. Day Infinity +1 begins. Deadline is 2pm
NOTE: There was movement. Memebase has to vote for a new leader now!
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