Middle-aged Mom's in Lululemon Yoga Pants...

[drusso]

I mean it's been like that all day long...I guess that's what happens when the local dance studio starts offering Barre Classes...

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[geauxg8rs]

I mean it's been like that all day long...I guess that's what happens when in the local dance studio starts offering Barre Classes...

Better than middle aged dads in yoga pants

 

[Agast]

Patients who show up in upscale brand name exercise gear typically want procedures, do PT and dislike pain medication.

 

[callmeanesthesia]

I mean it's been like that all day long...I guess that's what happens when the local dance studio starts offering Barre Classes...

It’s sacroilitis.

 

[DrSpine]

Patients who show up in upscale brand name exercise gear typically want procedures, do PT and dislike pain medication.

Agreed. And probably also tell you about their "natural" anti-inflammatory tea or supplements they're using. Turmeric Pills do wonders for them. But hey, I'll take that any day over pain med seeking patients.

 

[painfree23]

Patients who show up in upscale brand name exercise gear typically want procedures, do PT and dislike pain medication.

Usually not candidates for opiates anyway as most are on benzos/sleep aids . “Ive heard I need my klonopin way too much”

 

[clubdeac]

I’d focus on the piriformis

 

[SommeRiver]

I’d focus on the piriformis

Dx of exclusion, and that BS is carried to this day by physical therapists, chiropractors, personal trainers, and googlers.

 

[lobelsteve]

There are 2 ways to do the pudendal block. Pervs.

 

[clubdeac]

Dx of exclusion, and that BS is carried to this day by physical therapists, chiropractors, personal trainers, and googlers.

it was a joke....

 

[Ligament]

Its gluteus tendonopathy and CBD oil insufficiency. They need lots of CBD oil. Once they start bragging about CBD to your entire staff, then they no longer have a deficiency.

Also need an RX for hot yoga. Regular yoga is not sufficient.

I cannot fathom how proud my patients are of CBD. Its like they just finished the Boston Marathon.

"I'm taking CBD" they proudly exclaim to EVERYBODY.

 

[drusso]

Its gluteus tendonopathy and CBD oil insufficiency. They need lots of CBD oil. Once they start bragging about CBD to your entire staff, then they no longer have a deficiency.

Also need an RX for hot yoga. Regular yoga is not sufficient.

I cannot fathom how proud my patients are of CBD. Its like they just finished the Boston Marathon.

"I'm taking CBD" they proudly exclaim to EVERYBODY.

I did a hot yoga class a while back. Now, I need a pubic symphysis injection...

 

[emd123]

I mean it's been like that all day long...I guess that's what happens when the local dance studio starts offering Barre Classes...

Middle aged mom's in yoga pants?
Depends what they look like.
200 lbs?
Or 110 lbs?

 

[SSdoc33]

I have 1 attractive patient every 2-3 years

 

[jonnylingo]

More importantly, does she have the "can I speak with your manager" haircut?

 

[DODOCSS]

Not a fan of ABC

Commission are solid

 

[raptor5]

Its gluteus tendonopathy and CBD oil insufficiency. They need lots of CBD oil. Once they start bragging about CBD to your entire staff, then they no longer have a deficiency.

Also need an RX for hot yoga. Regular yoga is not sufficient.

I cannot fathom how proud my patients are of CBD. Its like they just finished the Boston Marathon.

"I'm taking CBD" they proudly exclaim to EVERYBODY.

Don’t forget infrared sauna!

 

[cowboydoc]

I have 1 attractive patient every 2-3 years

Like hotter than Maddow attractive?

 

[Yo GabbaPentin]

Yoga pants? Most of my patients are grannies in diapers

 

[DOctorJay]

Our close friends own one of these studios. I see a decent amount of their clientele.

 

[Cholula]

I once had a patient that said she was a dancer. So I ask, which studio? And she's like no, I'm a stripper. LOL

 

[SSdoc33]

Like hotter than Maddow attractive?

don't take the news lord's name in vain

 

[Ducttape]

I once had a patient that said she was a dancer. So I ask, which studio? And she's like no, I'm a stripper. LOL

first month in practice, 2 "professional dancers" came in for new patient appointment, complaining of back pain. from the lap dances, and on the pole.

requested vicodin.

 

[Crybaby]

Those pants are pretty awesome, I suggest you guys try them.......

I just hope I have the grace to put them away before all that tissue starts to sag and I start looking like "people of Walmart" memes.

 

[painfree23]

first month in practice, 2 "professional dancers" came in for new patient appointment, complaining of back pain. from the lap dances, and on the pole.

requested vicodin.

What’d you do for them?

 

[Ducttape]

I needed to see their routine....

just kidding!

gave them exercises. ordered xrays. and told Tiffany id see her Friday afternoon after I was done in the office.

 

[painfree23]

I needed to see their routine....

just kidding!

gave them exercises. ordered xrays. and told Tiffany id see her Friday afternoon after I was done in the office.

Question about exercises. Do you have a pdf or something you give them? Care to share?

 

[Ducttape]

to these dancers?

stop arching your back so much while pole dancing.