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Most Entertaining (not infuriating) Complaint Letters
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This is a great idea, come on people bring on the stories.
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Local Uncle Leo started his zero tolerance ETOH policy and seemingly gave out cash awards to the officer with the most borderline arrests.....
prior borderline policy had been the winner's choice of:
A) IHOP for 2 hours and then pass the field test and you can go home
B) argue with Uncle Leo and the ticket is automatically yours.
new policy, in the spirit of raising the municipal's general funds, was that everybody got a ticket and IHOP was no longer an option.
.... and the winners of the borderline arrests were told that the friendly neighborhood community ED would gladly provide serum ETOH levels if the winner wished to challenge the field results.
Yes we will. BUT IT AINT FREE ya idiots.
It seems somebody forgot to inform Uncle Leo of that little issue.
It is 2AM. Precious blew a 0.1 in the field and on a retest in the station on better equipment was 0.099 (the legal limit was 0.1 back then) IHOP was no longer an option so Precious got the ticket and instructions to visit us for follow up evaluation if she so desired.
Young, just drunk enough, loud and unwilling to use her health care insurance orf any of Daddy's cash to pay for the farking test because he might find out.
One of the soon to be ex-nurses told Precious to take her drunk ass and turn a trick to raise the money or get the hell of her ER.
Gotta admire a nurse with brass.
The complaint went to hospital admin..... and when that didn't get what she wanted, Daddy's money was used to hire a lawyer and draft a complaint to the Govenor.
All because Precious didn't get a timely BA free of charge to challenge those mean boys working for Uncle Leo.
Everybody had to answer that complaint.
Our director's solution was to tape a handwritten sign on the entrance door stating:
"Blood Alcohol tests are $500. No Insurance accepted. Cash Only. "
I wish he had added "this includes you, Precious".
prior borderline policy had been the winner's choice of:
A) IHOP for 2 hours and then pass the field test and you can go home
B) argue with Uncle Leo and the ticket is automatically yours.
new policy, in the spirit of raising the municipal's general funds, was that everybody got a ticket and IHOP was no longer an option.
.... and the winners of the borderline arrests were told that the friendly neighborhood community ED would gladly provide serum ETOH levels if the winner wished to challenge the field results.
Yes we will. BUT IT AINT FREE ya idiots.
It seems somebody forgot to inform Uncle Leo of that little issue.
It is 2AM. Precious blew a 0.1 in the field and on a retest in the station on better equipment was 0.099 (the legal limit was 0.1 back then) IHOP was no longer an option so Precious got the ticket and instructions to visit us for follow up evaluation if she so desired.
Young, just drunk enough, loud and unwilling to use her health care insurance orf any of Daddy's cash to pay for the farking test because he might find out.
One of the soon to be ex-nurses told Precious to take her drunk ass and turn a trick to raise the money or get the hell of her ER.
Gotta admire a nurse with brass.
The complaint went to hospital admin..... and when that didn't get what she wanted, Daddy's money was used to hire a lawyer and draft a complaint to the Govenor.
All because Precious didn't get a timely BA free of charge to challenge those mean boys working for Uncle Leo.
Everybody had to answer that complaint.
Our director's solution was to tape a handwritten sign on the entrance door stating:
"Blood Alcohol tests are $500. No Insurance accepted. Cash Only. "
I wish he had added "this includes you, Precious".
