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Ok, I got on the plane, which was on Delta, which automatically means - LATE/DELAYED/CANCELLED. After boarding the plane, the captain proceeds to make the announcement that a poor soldier lost his life in Iraq and that we would be carrying him home. The plane had a moment of silence - after which point the woman sitting next to me proceeded to jump out of her seat freaking out and ran to the front of the plane - WHILE WE'RE TAXi'ing. The plane slams on the breaks, the flight attendant says please someone give her your seat in this front row, she has claustrophobia and wants off the plane at which point now we are LATE - about an hour (and for those of us with connecting flights, lets just say we weren't happy) so would anyone in that row get up for this lady? NO - God forbid we get out of our seat so we can take off - the stingy's wanted to keep their dumb seats (the ones with no seats in front of them) so the woman ends up in the same seat just one row forward from me. And then I realized - she didn't want to sit in our row because it was row 13~~! There was no "different claustrophobia" feeling just one row forward so you know she was full of beans.
We all land - and at this point I'm about 1.5 hours late coming in - but thats ok, why? because I'm on DELTA which means what ladies and gentlemen? THATS RIGHT - that my NEXT flight is late- so I proceed on that flight, which ofcourse, was overbooked, meaning we had to sit there for another 20 minutes while they dumped fuel off of the plane "or else we can't get off the ground with all this weight" but I land with no problems.
So on the return trip home, I'm again flying delta and praying these guys didn't strike since they threatened to the day before. I go in, walk around for THREE AND A HALF HOURS waiting for my connecting flight, and ofcourse - its late, they tried to be sneaky making it look like 11.10 then 11:15 all the way up to what take off time? - yup 12:00 am. Now why did we take off at 12am you ask? Because our plane had a broken seat on it and they wanted to have someone volunteer to get off (sure, everyone is gunna do that after a 4 hour layover) so no one wants off - and in fact, a stragler SNEAKS ON THE PLANE and takes this other guys seat - hence making us even more LATE - the poor guy with the assigned seat has to go to the front he tells the captain and the attendant says on the speaker that if someone doesn't give up a seat, this crazy looking man (the one who refused to get out of the assigned guys seat) is going to be involuntarily removed from the plane with an escort At this point, I ofcourse buckled in, because NO ONE was taking me out of MY SEAT
We land, after our wheels screech and the entire plane seems like its tipping sideways as we touch down, ALL OF US were holding our breath. It was a MESS.
So the moral of this story is: DONT FLY DELTA, hitchiking is much safer
We all land - and at this point I'm about 1.5 hours late coming in - but thats ok, why? because I'm on DELTA which means what ladies and gentlemen? THATS RIGHT - that my NEXT flight is late- so I proceed on that flight, which ofcourse, was overbooked, meaning we had to sit there for another 20 minutes while they dumped fuel off of the plane "or else we can't get off the ground with all this weight" but I land with no problems.
So on the return trip home, I'm again flying delta and praying these guys didn't strike since they threatened to the day before. I go in, walk around for THREE AND A HALF HOURS waiting for my connecting flight, and ofcourse - its late, they tried to be sneaky making it look like 11.10 then 11:15 all the way up to what take off time? - yup 12:00 am. Now why did we take off at 12am you ask? Because our plane had a broken seat on it and they wanted to have someone volunteer to get off (sure, everyone is gunna do that after a 4 hour layover) so no one wants off - and in fact, a stragler SNEAKS ON THE PLANE and takes this other guys seat - hence making us even more LATE - the poor guy with the assigned seat has to go to the front he tells the captain and the attendant says on the speaker that if someone doesn't give up a seat, this crazy looking man (the one who refused to get out of the assigned guys seat) is going to be involuntarily removed from the plane with an escort At this point, I ofcourse buckled in, because NO ONE was taking me out of MY SEAT
We land, after our wheels screech and the entire plane seems like its tipping sideways as we touch down, ALL OF US were holding our breath. It was a MESS.
So the moral of this story is: DONT FLY DELTA, hitchiking is much safer