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[SideDoorAdmissions]

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Are you stuck in retail, overworked and underappreciated?

Did you just graduate from a newer pharmacy school and didn't pass NAPLEX?

No te preocupes

Side Door Admissions, through its connections, have several jobs opening available through internationally recognized (although not officially incorporated) organizations that, due to rapid turnovers, have a critical shortages of pharmaceutical experts. Applicants with experience in ensuring quality and integrity of products, as well as distribution and sales of pharmaceutical products, are highly encouraged to apply

A consulting and placement fee may be applicable, depending on placement

Visit our website
https://www.sidedooradmissions.com

or follow us on Twitter @side_door


Side Door Admissions no discrimina en el empleo por motivos de raza, color, religión, sexo (incluido el embarazo y la identidad de género), origen nacional, afiliación política, orientación sexual, estado civil, discapacidad, información genética, edad, membresía en una organización de empleados, represalia, estado paterno, servicio militar u otro factor que no sea de mérito

 

[PharmtoCS]

Start your process today by submitting your parent’s net worth in our contact form below.

What if I can prove that I qualify for $250k in student loans? Will you accept that?

 

[SideDoorAdmissions]

What if I can prove that I qualify for $250k in student loans? Will you accept that?

Our usual clientele do not need student loans unless their parental support unit have a court ordered asset freeze

If that is the case, we can assist our clientele in securing unsecured funding sources through various means ... we have generous coalition of international partners who are willing to consider giving an "advancement" with a generous payback agreement (no interest, just pay it all back as agreed plus a favor or two upon request )

 

[WVUPharm2007]

Meh. Y'all are trying way too hard. April Fools Day jumped the shark like a decade ago. The internet kind of ruined it with **** like this.

 

[owlegrad]

Man Mikey do you ever cut yourself with all that edge?

 

[SideDoorAdmissions]

Meh. Y'all are trying way too hard. April Fools Day jumped the shark like a decade ago. The internet kind of ruined it with **** like this.

So salty. This is what years working as a retail pharmacist does to people - so cynical, so unhappy, so unloved.

Visit Side Door Admissions, where the grass is definitely greener and we can help you achieve your dream job and dream profession

 

[WVUPharm2007]

Man Mikey do you ever cut yourself with all that edge?

I'm getting old. There are no edges left. Just doughy meat with some nihilistic despair.

 

[JustFillIt]

Man Mikey do you ever cut yourself with all that edge?

Lmao! I can’t wait to use that material at work tomorrow.. thanks owle

 

[Deja]

im so confused by this post and then by their website

 

[JustFillIt]

im so confused by this post and then by their website

Welcome to sdn and the pharmacy forum.

 

[GrandTheftAutumn]

DIAmond LEVEL ADVISING SERVICES
3 hours • $175,000
The diamond package is our exclusive advising package for the most discerning students and parents.
With this package, we guarantee admissions to the best health professional schools in the United States and Canada.
Like our founder says, “You’re going to be in debt for $325,000 anyhow - what’s another $175,000 to guarantee your success?”

Cracked me up


Partner
Stanley Ingram
Stan played defensive end for UCLA and boxed semi-professionally before becoming a full-time advisor. Stanley has represented and advised clients for over 11 years.

Education
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA,
LOS ANGELES
B.A., Pre-Mathematics, 1999
Activities & Affiliations
• Boxers for Equality, Founding Member
• Sam’s Club, Member

Need to add that to my resume