MY Caribbean SDN wish list

[oldpro]

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My Caribbean SDN wish list ( yea in clinicals without Pt's now)

1. No more "Can I get in with a 2.0 and 3 F's and 10 W's" Uh no you should go and do something else you scare me to be honest!
2. Will XYZ medical school accept me, Uh , we have no idea really, apply
3. No more US premeds and or Medical students coming on here to post the world is at an end if you go to the Caribbean, You will never practice in the USA ect ect.... We know this is not the case.
4. Stop asking about schools that are not even listed by IMED and have online basic sci and will give you credit cause you are CNA ect.... these are bogus schools just do your homework, Best schools and safe bets are :
Top 3 AUC,SGU,ROSS then SABA, Then AUA, MUA, SMU, SJSM, Xavier, St Theresa's, St. Eustacious, ( can never spell that one right LOL), SPartan ( yea the be OK) all the others well you get the idea............
5. TRY YOUR HARDEST TO GET INTO A US SCHOOL, there is a reason you cannot and it may be you are not cut out to be a Doctor, this is not always the case but this one thing should make you think about yourself!


Caribbean can be the one chance for many to practice but for others its just large loans that will never be paid off.😱

 

[McGillGrad]

Amen!

 

[Top Gun]

My Caribbean SDN wish list ( yea in clinicals without Pt's now)

1. No more "Can I get in with a 2.0 and 3 F's and 10 W's" Uh no you should go and do something else you scare me to be honest!
2. Will XYZ medical school accept me, Uh , we have no idea really, apply
3. No more US premeds and or Medical students coming on here to post the world is at an end if you go to the Caribbean, You will never practice in the USA ect ect.... We know this is not the case.
4. Stop asking about schools that are not even listed by IMED and have online basic sci and will give you credit cause you are CNA ect.... these are bogus schools just do your homework, Best schools and safe bets are :
Top 3 AUC,SGU,ROSS then SABA, Then AUA, MUA, SMU, SJSM, Xavier, St Theresa's, St. Eustacious, ( can never spell that one right LOL), SPartan ( yea the be OK) all the others well you get the idea............
5. TRY YOUR HARDEST TO GET INTO A US SCHOOL, there is a reason you cannot and it may be you are not cut out to be a Doctor, this is not always the case but this one thing should make you think about yourself!


Caribbean can be the one chance for many to practice but for others its just large loans that will never be paid off.😱

Very good advice! If you come to the Caribbean forums, ask intelligent questions. When a student is asking if he/she can get into SGU with 4 F's, several withdrawals, and an MCAT of 14, that student probably already knows the answer to that question.

 

[oldpro]

Thanks but posting this is like therapy, some one will post one of the questions within the next 24 to 48 hours just watch, it's like Human Nature to be this I guess.......LOL

To those with serious questions of course with above a 2.5 and MCAT above 20 you have questions and should ask but know that only the students with above 2.8 and 24 MCAT have the best chances at the big 4 or any other school, even if you have W's and F's you have a shot if the GPA is high enough with a decent MCAT.

 

[jamie_kee_mac85]

Very good advice! If you come to the Caribbean forums, ask intelligent questions. When a student is asking if he/she can get into SGU with 4 F's, several withdrawals, and an MCAT of 14, that student probably already knows the answer to that question.

Hey guys,

If I have a g.p.a of 2 and a cat of 11, can I get into st. gorgy med school?

 

[oldpro]

Hey guys,

If I have a g.p.a of 2 and a cat of 11, can I get into st. gorgy med school?

I know of a few schools LOL one is CMU!

 

[Meatwad]

3. No more US premeds and or Medical students coming on here to post the world is at an end if you go to the Caribbean, You will never practice in the USA ect ect.... We know this is not the case.

Unless you go to CMU, in which case it is the case

 

[Top Gun]

Hey guys,

If I have a g.p.a of 2 and a cat of 11, can I get into st. gorgy med school?

No, but you could probably get into CMU or Northern.

 

[bulletproof]

No, but you could probably get into CMU or Northern.

Don't forget Stewart university, or the Hollywood upstairs school of medicine.😉

 

[oldpro]

Don't forget Stewart university, or the Hollywood upstairs school of medicine.😉

I'm thinking of opening up my own Medical school after I grad:

"OLDPRO MEDICAL SCHOOL" Once you attend you too can be a PRO 👍

"We have all Basic Sci and clinicals ONLINE" Real Patients and real professors all outsourced from India..................(We use the same people Dell computer does so you know they are good)

"We find that virtual school is better then reality, because we know 100% will (never) practice in their wildest dreams fulfilled"

 

[McGillGrad]

You better make sure that people know it is not real or you will have cooldreams emailing you to see if he is competitive for next semester's class!😱

I'm thinking of opening up my own Medical school after I grad:

"OLDPRO MEDICAL SCHOOL" Once you attend you too can be a PRO 👍

"We have all Basic Sci and clinicals ONLINE" Real Patients and real professors all outsourced from India..................(We use the same people Dell computer does so you know they are good)

"We find that virtual school is better then reality, because we know 100% will (never) practice in their wildest dreams fulfilled"

 

[Top Gun]

I'm thinking of opening up my own Medical school after I grad:

"OLDPRO MEDICAL SCHOOL" Once you attend you too can be a PRO 👍

"We have all Basic Sci and clinicals ONLINE" Real Patients and real professors all outsourced from India..................(We use the same people Dell computer does so you know they are good)

"We find that virtual school is better then reality, because we know 100% will (never) practice in their wildest dreams fulfilled"

Will students be able to pay tuition for your school with Pay Pal 😀?

 

[oldpro]

Will students be able to pay tuition for your school with Pay Pal 😀?

Sure! CC,Money Orders, all sent to the Cayman's

BTW this is not a real school ( we pretend to have a charter from Disney World, Yea thats a country right? I mean it's a whole world so it's better then a country)

 

[McGillGrad]

BTW this is not a real school ( we pretend to have a charter from Disney World, Yea thats a country right? I mean it's a whole world so it's better then a country)

I loved the little world part of Disney. I would pretend like I was Germany and slowly start annexing the countries around me. Oh, to be young and Aryan again!

 

[Meatwad]

Once I change my last name to Patel or Ramachandran, can I become a faculty member?

 

[oldpro]

Once I change my last name to Patel or Ramachandran, can I become a faculty member?

Yes, I would like all the Professors to be Dr. Patel that way no one will know if there are 1 or 10 professors, who teaches Anatomy? Dr. Patel, WHo teaches Path? Dr. Patel, It would be great!

Uh but you send the money to ME!

 

[bulletproof]

I'm thinking of opening up my own Medical school after I grad:

"OLDPRO MEDICAL SCHOOL" Once you attend you too can be a PRO 👍

Cool! I'll open mine up down the street, except Mine will be

"Bulletproofs lil' ole' Med. school: Become invincible* and get an M.D.**"


*The track to become invincible requires 2 major credit cards and a downpayment of $10,000 to a nameless swiss bank account.

** The M.D. is not recognised in any state,country, or principality. You may not use this title when referring to yourself. Anyone that does is subject to penalisation for imitating a physician.

 

[McGillGrad]

Haha... love the last part

Cool! I'll open mine up down the street, except Mine will be

"Bulletproofs lil' ole' Med. school: Become invincible* and get an M.D.**"


*The track to become invincible requires 2 major credit cards and a downpayment of $10,000 to a nameless swiss bank account.

** The M.D. is not recognised in any state,country, or principality. You may not use this title when referring to yourself. Anyone that does is subject to penalisation for imitating a physician.

 

[BSRADSCI]

May I ask which school are you in?

Thanks.

 

[McGillGrad]

May I ask which school are you in?

Thanks.

You have a PM.

 

[AllIn4Life]

You hit the nail on the head!

My Caribbean SDN wish list ( yea in clinicals without Pt's now)

1. No more "Can I get in with a 2.0 and 3 F's and 10 W's" Uh no you should go and do something else you scare me to be honest!
2. Will XYZ medical school accept me, Uh , we have no idea really, apply
3. No more US premeds and or Medical students coming on here to post the world is at an end if you go to the Caribbean, You will never practice in the USA ect ect.... We know this is not the case.
4. Stop asking about schools that are not even listed by IMED and have online basic sci and will give you credit cause you are CNA ect.... these are bogus schools just do your homework, Best schools and safe bets are :
Top 3 AUC,SGU,ROSS then SABA, Then AUA, MUA, SMU, SJSM, Xavier, St Theresa's, St. Eustacious, ( can never spell that one right LOL), SPartan ( yea the be OK) all the others well you get the idea............
5. TRY YOUR HARDEST TO GET INTO A US SCHOOL, there is a reason you cannot and it may be you are not cut out to be a Doctor, this is not always the case but this one thing should make you think about yourself!


Caribbean can be the one chance for many to practice but for others its just large loans that will never be paid off.😱

 

[jamie_kee_mac85]

My school is better. It's called Give me my money Medical School. Tuition is $60k per term and you don't even need books. We are located in a little shop by St. George's Uni, so our students sneak into the SGU classes and basically get the same education. It is in the IMED, so you should be able to come back to the US.

 

[busupshot83]

Once I change my last name to Patel or Ramachandran, can I become a faculty member?

hahaha