My chemistry song studying to all

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Chemistry song
Silver Nitrate
(to the tune of "Silver Bells")

Silver nitrate, silver nitrate
it's chemistry time in the lab
Ding-a-ling, with a copper ring
soon it will be chemistry day.

Take your nitrate, in solution
Add your copper with style
In the beaker there's a feeling of reactions
silver forming, blue solution
Bringing ooh's ah's and wows
now the data procesing begins.

Get the mass, change to moles
what is the ratio with copper?
Write an equation, balance it
we're glad it's Chemistry Day.

Chemistry song
Iron the Red Atom Molecule
(to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")

There was Cobalt and Argon and Carbon and Fluorine
Silver and Boron and Neon and Bromine
But do you recall
the most famous element of all?

Iron the red atom molecule
had a very shiny orbital
And if you ever saw him
You'd enjoy his magnetic glow
All of the other molecules
used to laugh and call him Ferrum
They never let poor Iron
join in any reaction games.
Then one inert Chemistry eve
Santa came to say
Iron with your orbital so bright
won't you catalyze the reaction tonight?
Then how the atoms reacted
and combined in twos and threes
Iron the red atom molecule
you'll go down in Chemistry!
 
My Jokes and songs for the Holidays: Have a good one!


Definition: (Fe)male: Male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim.

Q: What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon

Q: What do you get when you combine Al Gore with O2?
A: Oxymoron


Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A:Avocado's number.

Q: What do chemists use to make guacomole?
A: Avogadros.

Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23




If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
 
My Jokes and songs for the Holidays: Have a good one!


Definition: (Fe)male: Male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim.

Q: What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon

Q: What do you get when you combine Al Gore with O2?
A: Oxymoron


Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A:Avocado's number.

Q: What do chemists use to make guacomole?
A: Avogadros.

Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23




If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate

you are nuts. 😉