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I'm sorry. We do not speak Gibberishese. Based on this essay, you are hereby rejected for residency.

 

[lvspro]

Hey man.
Looks like you have a one-track mind. I think if you can get the other two lines on the ole' qwerty board, you may be on to something. btw, if you are applying this year with me, then I think this essay is great. In fact, during interviews, try to keep a copy handy in case you need to reiterate some of your interests a-la Billy Madison. The key is to read it verbatim, b/c those PD's are a shrewd bunch. They will easily note any discrepancies between your interview, and personal statement so you gotta be keen on details. 😀
Peace
Lo

 

[jetproppilot]

I'm sorry. We do not speak Gibberishese. Based on this essay, you are hereby rejected for residency.

Dude, let me help you....I think this would be better:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy..........

 

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You did well in avoiding using "I" but this looks to be entirely in the third, or perhaps 4th, person. I would also try using z/.,cmvz/.,mcvz/.,cxmv or possibly oweurqpoqwieurpqoweiru...

Just one row up or down from the "home row" can really make a difference and help your special essay stand out in a crowd! You too can soon be baking cookies at the "special people ranch" wayyyyyy out in some boondock.

 

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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HEY SKIP-

Yours looks much better than mine- actually I thought I was watching The Shining for a minute!

 

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HEY SKIP-

Yours looks much better than mine-

That's what she said... (bah-dum-pah) 👍

-Skippy