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mrkbds said:
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I'm sorry. We do not speak Gibberishese. Based on this essay, you are hereby rejected for residency.
 
Hey man.
Looks like you have a one-track mind. I think if you can get the other two lines on the ole' qwerty board, you may be on to something. btw, if you are applying this year with me, then I think this essay is great. In fact, during interviews, try to keep a copy handy in case you need to reiterate some of your interests a-la Billy Madison. The key is to read it verbatim, b/c those PD's are a shrewd bunch. They will easily note any discrepancies between your interview, and personal statement so you gotta be keen on details. 😀
Peace
Lo
 
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UTSouthwestern said:
I'm sorry. We do not speak Gibberishese. Based on this essay, you are hereby rejected for residency.
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Dude, let me help you....I think this would be better:

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mrkbds said:
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You did well in avoiding using "I" but this looks to be entirely in the third, or perhaps 4th, person. I would also try using z/.,cmvz/.,mcvz/.,cxmv or possibly oweurqpoqwieurpqoweiru...

Just one row up or down from the "home row" can really make a difference and help your special essay stand out in a crowd! You too can soon be baking cookies at the "special people ranch" wayyyyyy out in some boondock.
 
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HEY SKIP-

Yours looks much better than mine- actually I thought I was watching The Shining for a minute! :laugh:
 
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