My fortune cookie today.

[AStudent]

"An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid"

Just thought I'd share.

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[JAMMAN]

"An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid"

Just thought I'd share.

"exciting" could mean good or bad.

High speed chase with the cops that ends in a ball of fire?

vs

First person to walk on Mars?

 

[ajt2003]

An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid (in bed).

 

[AStudent]

Coworker.....

An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid (in bed).

 

[LorinE]

"An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid"

Just thought I'd share.

Mine said "A heavy burden will soon be lifted off your shoulders."

 

[indo]

mine said, "never believe anything written on a paper stuck in a cookie"

 

[RayhanS1282]

mine said, "never believe anything written on a paper stuck in a cookie"

Love the signature...where did I read/hear that?

 

[indo]

Love the signature...where did I read/hear that?

It is from my NYMC status page.

 

[Firebird]

I've always wanted to start a "misfortune" cookie company...just for kicks. You know, put little crazy or weird phrases in the cookies just to see people's reaction.

"Death and Financial Ruin Await You."

"Get out of the restaurant, now!"

"There's a reason the wonton soup tasted funny."

"Looking both ways ain't gonna help you today."

 

[Blake]

"exciting" could mean good or bad.

High speed chase with the cops that ends in a ball of fire?

I like the way you think

 

[Fusion]

"An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid"

Just thought I'd share.

What were the 'lucky numbers' printed on the back? If one of them was your MCAT score, you're golden

 

[AStudent]

HOLY ****, now that I look at it.....it does have BOTH of my MCAT scores on there.

What were the 'lucky numbers' printed on the back? If one of them was your MCAT score, you're golden

 

[striped sweater]

mine says:

"A PSYCHIC WILL LEAD POLICE TO YOUR BODY"

 

[NDFan392]

mine says:

"A PSYCHIC WILL LEAD POLICE TO YOUR BODY"

Hey, at least you'll get your 15 minutes of fame when he/she goes on Court TV's PSYCHIC DETECTIVES.

Remember, though, you'll be dead... so make sure your family has a nice photo of you to share with the television audience.