My mission in life

[Anemone]

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To clean as many teeth as possible
To never take too much from the nitrous bottle
To prescribe myself pills, but not when I'm ill
To rip out some teeth, and never eat beef
I'll be an Indian dentist and buy some 7-11s
Slurpees every day, not too healthy, but hey
That's what's up with me, pretty sweet?

 

[NAVY DDS 2010]

Nothing like discount dentistry at a 7/11. No anesthesia needed other than a quick dosage of slurpee to freeze the teeth involved in the procedure. You Indians have it made!😀

 

[xdianaax]

To clean as many teeth as possible
To never take too much from the nitrous bottle
To prescribe myself pills, but not when I'm ill
To rip out some teeth, and never eat beef
I'll be an Indian dentist and buy some 7-11s
Slurpees every day, not too healthy, but hey
That's what's up with me, pretty sweet?

😕

 

[blooh]

Nothing like discount dentistry at a 7/11. No anesthesia needed other than a quick dosage of slurpee to freeze the teeth involved in the procedure. You Indians have it made!😀

also using the slurpees with the most color to detect plaque and other things stuck to the teeth itself

 

[wigglytooth]

To clean as many teeth as possible
To never take too much from the nitrous bottle
To prescribe myself pills, but not when I'm ill
To rip out some teeth, and never eat beef
I'll be an Indian dentist and buy some 7-11s
Slurpees every day, not too healthy, but hey
That's what's up with me, pretty sweet?

i believe they're called squishees 🙄