My New Lexus

[ZpackSux]

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I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He said "Nelson" The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" He continued, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.


I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day , a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "A_ _HOLES!".

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.

Man, I LOVE this car!

 

[Caverject]

I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He said "Nelson" The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" He continued, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.


I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day , a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "A_ _HOLES!".

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.

Man, I LOVE this car!

That's really cool that your japanese made car does that!

I just got a Cadillac Escalade a few weeks ago and it came with the same feature! So one day I got into a conversation about leadership, and the radio flipped into this!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress.mov

 

[twester]

That's really cool that your japanese made car does that!

I just got a Cadillac Escalade a few weeks ago and it came with the same feature! So one day I got into a conversation about leadership, and the radio flipped into this!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/presaddress.mov

Brilliant

 

[njac]

I dig it!

 

[Ijeoma]

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[Ijeoma]

I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He said "Nelson" The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" He continued, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.


I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day , a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "A_ _HOLES!".

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.

Man, I LOVE this car!

Are you for real? Thats hilarious.

You must be rolling in dough, buying a Lex. Can i be your girlfriend? 😕 (I need to stop riding this bicycle i have, i need a car)

 

[ZpackSux]

Are you for real? Thats hilarious.

You must be rolling in dough, buying a Lex. Can i be your girlfriend? 😕 (I need to stop riding this bicycle i have, i need a car)

I'm not rolling dough..and no I didn't buy a Lex..and no you can't be my girlfriend.

 

[ZpackSux]

Are you for real? Thats hilarious.

You must be rolling in dough, buying a Lex. Can i be your girlfriend? 😕 (I need to stop riding this bicycle i have, i need a car)

I'm not rolling in dough..and no I didn't buy a Lex..and no you can't be my girlfriend.

 

[Trancelucent1]

I just got my new Lexus RX400H and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this"! He said "Nelson" The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" He continued, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.


I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day , a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "A_ _HOLES!".

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.

Man, I LOVE this car!

LOL that's hilarious!

 

[bananaface]

This whole scenario stinks of an e-mail forward. 🙄

Next up: Z-Pak gets his kidneys stolen!

 

[ZpackSux]

This whole scenario stinks of an e-mail forward. 🙄

Next up: Z-Pak gets his kidneys stolen!

Not. 😴