Lab technician hangs up the phone.
Lab tech 2: "Who was that?"
Lab tech 1: "Some doctor. Sounded frantic. Calling about an HIV test."
Lab tech 2: "Did he say what patient's name was?"
Lab tech 1: "I asked him, he said 'I'll-kick-your-ass-****er"
Lab tech 2: "Al-Quikuras Fuqur? DOB?"
Lab tech 1: "January 1, 1911."
Lab tech 2: "What was his medical record number?"
Lab tech 1: "123451234"
Lab tech 2: "That's weird."
Lab tech 1: "Yeah, and at first he gave me too many numbers on the MRN."
Lab tech 2: "Weird. Well, you did say he sounded frantic."
Lab tech 1: "Yeah. Well I guess I should run it. Are we still out of gloves?"