Nicer the patients, sicker they are

[Zenigata]

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How true is this statement?

 

[deleted480308]

all the mean people’s kids die too eventually, that statement means nothing

 

[neoexile]

Probably not true. If they are nicer, then they are more accepting of advice. As a result, I dont see them in the clinic/hospital as much as the meaner ones lol.

 

[CherryRedDracul]

Being mean is cancer prophylaxis.

 

[jurassicpark]

Absolutely true. This is why back during residency, my ICU attending recommended we go out and kick a puppy.

 

[Ho0v-man]

Being mean is cancer prophylaxis.

Then I’m basically immortal

 

[thumbz]

I call it "nice guy sign". It's always a poor prognostic indicator

 

[TypeADissection]

The trauma corollary is that your survival is directly proportional to the number of tattoos you have and indirectly proportional to the number of teeth you have.

 

[FutureInternist]

The trauma corollary is that your survival is directly proportional to the number of tattoos you have and indirectly proportional to the number of teeth you have.

Number of allergies is inversely proportional to mental stability.

Trauma survival is inversely proportional to your “value” in society.