YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY...........
A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his
chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed because he's so hungry.
He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen! .
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you
going to tell him or should I?"