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I had an interesting OB case a while back.
I'm working the OB Shift, and I'm walking out of a labor room, just after an epi, and I see a huge mass of people flying down the hallway on a stretcher. Right into one of the ORs. I naturally follow cause I know it can't be good. I see a four hundred plus whale lying on the stretcher, with one of the OB residents with their hand up her hoo-ha. I hear someone shouting that we have a cord prolapse and we need to crash the patient. So we cut off her shirt and bra (whoa.. Each breast is like 45 lbs each) and I start trying to look for a vein. Pt was visiting from Ga. and we have no prenatal records. The arm is like a giant doughy cone that starts at two feet wide, then goes down to a wrist. Well anyways I feel this one thing, could be a vein, could be a tendon. As I try I insist that they check the FHR, hoping that it is either up or gone. No luck, 70 bpm on the U/S. My luck gets worse as the tendon is actually a vein, and I get the IV. SH * T!
Now I'm preoxygenating her while I ask a few questions. She ate three hours ago. Oh, and by the way she was recently told by her medical doctor that she has "some problem with her heartbeat."
So this is what I have....
1. one giant pachyderm with a dying baby inside. Can I call a large animal Veterinarian instead?
2. A Jack-O-Lantern for a head on top of two giant boobs on top of the largest belly outside the bariatric room. WTF??? One G-D sh*tty airway. All I see is tongue.
3. some unknown arrythmia.
4. Supine O2 sats on 100% mask....93. No time to put in reverse trend and properly preoxygenate.
What would you do?
I'm working the OB Shift, and I'm walking out of a labor room, just after an epi, and I see a huge mass of people flying down the hallway on a stretcher. Right into one of the ORs. I naturally follow cause I know it can't be good. I see a four hundred plus whale lying on the stretcher, with one of the OB residents with their hand up her hoo-ha. I hear someone shouting that we have a cord prolapse and we need to crash the patient. So we cut off her shirt and bra (whoa.. Each breast is like 45 lbs each) and I start trying to look for a vein. Pt was visiting from Ga. and we have no prenatal records. The arm is like a giant doughy cone that starts at two feet wide, then goes down to a wrist. Well anyways I feel this one thing, could be a vein, could be a tendon. As I try I insist that they check the FHR, hoping that it is either up or gone. No luck, 70 bpm on the U/S. My luck gets worse as the tendon is actually a vein, and I get the IV. SH * T!
Now I'm preoxygenating her while I ask a few questions. She ate three hours ago. Oh, and by the way she was recently told by her medical doctor that she has "some problem with her heartbeat."
So this is what I have....
1. one giant pachyderm with a dying baby inside. Can I call a large animal Veterinarian instead?
2. A Jack-O-Lantern for a head on top of two giant boobs on top of the largest belly outside the bariatric room. WTF??? One G-D sh*tty airway. All I see is tongue.
3. some unknown arrythmia.
4. Supine O2 sats on 100% mask....93. No time to put in reverse trend and properly preoxygenate.
What would you do?