Ode to the Application Process

[jammin06]

yo, so I got really bored working on my northwestern application, so I came up with this cheezy poem. Feel free to comment and/or write the next verse. It's a GREAT way to take your mind off writing essays.



Essays, essays, essays, galore
Medical school I wish to apply no more.
From MCAT, to AMCAS and AAMC
I loathe the sight of every secondary

How much BS could this essay possibly take
Who cares that I got rejected from Wake
It really their loss, at least that’s what I’ll say
I didn’t really want to go to that school anyway.

Writing’s no fun when you can procrastinate
Especially after this, all you do is wait
So now I must go and keep this poem terse
But feel free to stop writing and add the next verse

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[SailCrazy]

How about a haiku?

AMCAS completed
secondaries quite daunting
admission I seek

 

[prana_md]

I have no new mail.
Re: Professionalism
B.U., I am stumped.

 

[pagemmapants]

"You've got mail!" Oh Joy!
"To increase the size of your . . . "
Damn. Come ON, Harvard!

 

[wends]

haha this thread is cute

 

[QofQuimica]

We had a pre-med haiku as well as a pre-med limerick thread. Unfortunately the search function is disabled, but I'll try to find them.