One for the Bucket List

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[IlDestriero]

Just keep breathing and you'll get that Social Security check.👍 Unless it is phased out for people with too much money.🙁. But there's ways around that.
I have extreme longevity on both sides. I'm looking forward to being on the dole for 30+ years.😍 I'll complain about my "fixed income" while I'm sipping single malt at the club, after a quick 18 of course.
Stay thirsty, and don't forget about government cheese.

Here's one I added to my bucket list:

I have a friend in the mortgage business who was raking in 220k at his peak and has dropped in pay almost every year of the past 5 or so up to being laid off last month. In addition to 3 month severance pay, he gets to collect unemployment. So along with flying in space, having a harem of rock star caliber women, and being President of a small country, I also want to do this before I die: Receive a friggin check from the government. I sure do write enough of them.

I'd like to get a check like every other freeloader. Not a tax return because I overpaid or a stimulus reduction on my taxes like everyone else got, but rather a government check all my own. I can finally say like all the rest, "I got my check." Just once before I die, anything, a free happy meal at McDonalds, a coupon to get second sundae for half price after purchase of the first; I'll take whatever they give me.