Page of Rhymez !

[damian12]

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This thread has been generated to truly test your rhyming abilities, wit, and to have some good ol' fun in a bun. I guess I'll have the privledge of breaking the ice with my first rhyme. By the way, thi thread has been inspired by the wonderful masterpieces written by DesiDentist that will ultimately reach the SDN hall of fame !!!


It's great that SDN is back as I begin to slack
I also wanna attack cuz baby got back
Aflac isn't jack while their duck likes to quack
This rhyme is really wack
Is there a problem with that ?
- The Great Sucio

 

[DesiDentist]

Give it up for the GATOR,
However, I am the rhyme DOMINATOR
Damian is the women INSTIGATOR

Six more months until it all STARTS,
However, I know that we all have our SMARTS

Until we get to say, "open WIDE"
With lots of PRIDE
and all paitents (including the women) will ABIDE

Docta Docta My tooth HURTS,
Take out the needle and hear it SPURT,
Novocaine will dull the PAIN.

Until that time,
Make up a Rhyme.

Now back to the ultimate TRAITOR:

Damian the GATOR.

 

[damian12]

You're the DOMINATOR, but I'm the CREATOR
The almighty INNOVATOR of this special rhyme FLAVOR
So SAVOR this RHYME as I invest my TIME
To kickin' your BEHIND, once and for all TIMES
Challenging me is a CRIME, so stop drinkin' that WINE
Or soon you'lle be CRYIN'

- El Sucio

 

[tinker bell]

Desi, I wouldn't say that you are the rhyme dominator.
I'd rather say you are Dr. Seuss Junior.

Now, Dr. Seuss Jr, don't be mad
Because Damian will not be in your class.




Damian for sure is the GATOR
But not at all the traitor.

how's that, desi?

 

[damian12]

haha, thanks for the support Tink !! Much luv !!😍 😍

 

[DesiDentist]

I was kidding about Damian being a TRAITOR,
He has his own right to be a GATOR.
In fact, Your last RHYME was DIVINE
I almost thought it was MINE
Keep it up, cuz it ain't no CRIME
To take some TIME
To Topple my LINE

I'm sad that you're stuck in GAINSEVILLE,
Even though me and you at PENN would have been a THRILL.
No worries, right HERE
I have no FEAR
Cuz I know at PENN I will find my DEAR
A Phat Hummer I shall STEER

So when your BORED
Come to Philly on your own ACCORD
And we'll kick the SCENE
and like on SDN, be OBSCENE
and you could dream of what could have BEEN.

Fate works in mysterious WAYS,
I tried convincing you, that was my CRAZE
So at PENN together we could spend our DAYS
However you deserted me and I'm in a PHASE
Oh, Damian I hope at UF you enjoy your LAYS

And now looking back, I realize how I sound GAY.

 

[stephenitis]

I sit back with this bag of zig zags
and this.... whoops.. I think someone already thought of this rhyme.

damian is gay,
and i ain't got nuthin left to say.

 

[ddstothecor]

I thought it was finally TIME
for me to chime in with my own RHYME
I think this forum's really COOL
with motivated future dentists and their SCHOOL
of thought on one's mouth or their DROOL
from an eclectic and distinctive talent POOL
with the likes of desi and DAMIAN 12
all of us explore and we DELVE
into the benefits of attending temple or PENN
with Tink and the bullet-proof BENZ
but we all see what matters in the END
is that we are happy where we SPEND
the next 4 years of our lives with our FRIENDS
so good luck to all and lets continue the TREND
of sharing information about schools we'll ATTEND
and to all who start in the fall--see you THEN!

NOVA SE 2007

 

[damian12]

Whoa, now that's a tough act to follow !!

ddstothecor, are u sure you're not signed by a major record label ?

😕

 

[DesiDentist]

Yes, ddstotheCOR , record labels you must EXPLORE
You hit up the rhymes like a four by FOUR.
Your rhyme just TORE.
Let's hear some MORE.

DesiDentist

 

[damian12]

More you shall HEAR when the sounds penetrate your EAR
Just make sure that it's CLEAR and let nothing INTERFERE
When your ossicles VIBRATE it's already too LATE
Cuz you've been put in the GATOR TRANCE
So everyone pull down your PANTS whenever you have a CHANCE
Do the HUMPTY DANCE, everyone get in your STANCE and PRANCE


Listen to the CLAPPING as SDN is HAPPENING
So remember this is the page of RHYMEZ
Now contribute and put in some TIME
To create a masterful LINE
But regardless, I'm gonna get MINE
and I see the competition isn't too far BEHIND !

peace out homiez......til the next rhyme ! 😎

 

[DesiDentist]

Now the times have CHANGED,
MDs think they have been FRAMED.
Their egos have been MAIMED.

Slowly everyone is REALIZING,
Wow, dentists make mulah, that is SURPRISING.

I'm glad to have made the right CHOICE,
I know at night I will hear my wifes VOICE.
Now with my family I can REJOICE.

Rather than waking up in middle of the NIGHT,
Hating the pager that brought you this PLIGHT.
Remember the times when you had time to fly a KITE.
That is no more, you're angry and you want to FIGHT.

Those of you who aren't in that TRANCE,
Think twice before you ask Med-school for a CHANCE.

Rather than getting ACCEPTED and wishing you were REJECTED,
so you could be a dentist so life was PERFECTED.

Now I know some will SAY,
"Looking into Mouths, that is GAY."
I will just smile, and tell you,
"How about letting your Finger LINGER,
in someone's DINGER?
Is that a better game you like to PLAY?"

Or giving someone a physical, and having them COUGH,
Only to find a tube sock up their JOCK.
So all those excuses are CROCK.

Dentists rule! 'nuff said. now let's go to bed. "no pagers required."



DesiDentist

 

[Comet208]

What should I say?
I know, i should persist and stay.
Although i am no where yet,
people say i'll get in, they bet.
so i stay calm and pray,
hoping that i'll get in one day.
Anxious, i often get,
"I am tired of this", i sometimes say.
Dreaming the night away,
I call Amy Knowles everyday.

Drilling into teeth with decay,
Oh, what a happy day!
With the 100K net,
I'll buy myself a jet!!!

Waiting Comet

 

[DesiDentist]

Why not a CORVETTE,
or a 4 ct. Diamond ring She won't FORGET?

DesiDentist

 

[yosemitesam]

Now I reckon it's TIME for a little bit a' RHYME
From a Georgia boy without a DIME
Why I haven't any CHANGE really shouldn't seem so STRANGE
You see I'm gettin EDUCATED so my salary is BELATED
But when I do get some DINERO I'll buy me a ROMERO
And a fat Bayliner BOAT but you'll never see me GLOAT at those rednecks in CAMAROS

I'll take care of your CARIES cause my clinical skill never VARIES
Whether you've got an IMPACTION or just need an EXTRACTION
If your dentition's kind a' FUNKY don't trust it to a FLUNKY
I'll give you top-notch CARE and I promise not to SCARE
You dental phobics hidin' out THERE

And now I've come to REALIZE although it ain't no SURPRISE
That this rhyme is givin' no BLISS, in fact I really suck at THIS

😀

 

[damian12]

To extract, or not to EXTRACT ?
This isn't always EXACT
But it is a FACT, that dental school is where it's AT
Together we'll make a PACT that will have an enormous IMPACT
On teeth that are far from INTACT
Is this on the CONTRACT ?
Well, THAT is THAT !!!!

Until next time fellow SDNerz !!
Keep It Real !

 

[ddstothecor]

Well well well today is a good DAY
for the future dentists of the USA
whether you have a crooked smile or a rotted TOOTH
we have the remedy to make you FOOLPROOF
as for the smell of stinking bacterial DECAY
our gloves and mask with conserved breaths will BELAY
at least we don't have the demand to VIEW
a pus stained smear of bloody and runny POO-POO
(even thought the techs usually handle the SPEW)
or to assist in the spreading of a CHEEK
to look and see if things are BLEAK 🙄 🙄
no rotted chafing foot shall tread in our CHAIRS
and we will deal with no crab infested PUBIC HAIRS
(except our own--hopefully not!)

It also sounds like that a lot sooner than MOST
we'll be driving our bimmers and boasting a TOAST
to a humble and profitable professional SMILE
all that without the hassle of a life on TRIAL
or the 24/7 rigors of the harried PRE-MED
where they may lie but won't sleep in their BED
of course our life won't be all WINE AND CHEESE
(like this rhyme)
but we'll have way more time to DO WHAT WE PLEASE!

 

[ddstothecor]

A short retort to Luminous 1
just a quick note to poke a little FUN
I can dig what you say up until the END
A spiritual and uplifting word you SEND
there's no doubt I wish you the best of LUCK
as the last to judge what's poetic and what's MUCK
I'm trying to put this nicely without sounding like a BUTT
but some of your rhymez cause me to say WHAT????!!!!!!!!!

 

[PashaJ]

some of those rhymes need a beat.

 

[DesiDentist]

open my webpage and then read the rhymes!! i got a beat there.

DesiDentist

 

[PashaJ]

Not the beat I expected to read rhymes to. It has more of a techno feel to it...possibly Monsoon wedding like.

 

[PashaJ]

bump.
The grammy's are over and you guys stopped rhyming? Maybe Russell Simmons was talking to DrJeff one day and decided to check out the page?

 

[DesiDentist]

Who is the lyrical Poet you may ask?
Your's truly is, yes, that is my task!
Yes, I am the dentist-poet...
Not close to a Nobel Laureate,
But hey, I think everyone should know it!
I'm taking it to another level at PENN
Making it my lyrical DEN
Scadalous, will shake up the drinks.
No alcohol for me, don't want to break up the dendrite Links.
Erin will be the Fashion Lady,
Oh, Lord Save me.
Her roomate Liya,
Will flip her hair and say "See ya!"
Watch here comes the Jester,
Corky Cacas he will Pester.
Then there is the nerd, cobecana, who will be tardy;
Watch out, three days after she meets us she'll be sipping Bacardi;
Like it is her Birthday Party.
She'll dance with my buddy ALI.
Take no chances, here comes Erick,
Straight from California, with muscles like a Brick.
And my new friend CAROCOLA13 from Florida,
Oh, man I think I'm gonna go GA-GA.
Life is insanely swell,
In August, I hope someone will ring my BELL.

"DING DONG"

Who is this? Enrique Inglesias?

WRONG!

It's our buddy: Damian, from the Gator's!
Desi and Damian, make the true rhyme Dominators.

DesiDentist

 

[ALI]

Desidentist
this is awsome. I afraid that you have to keep updating this

You got me all excited about Penn again.

 

[cobecana]

Hehehe,
You're good Desi

 

[PashaJ]

I wanted to contribute plus I got tired of all the Penn stuff. Now I'm doing this in good fun and I don't mean to harm anyone:

If I gotta choose a city, I gotta choose N.Y.C
Ain't no dorks in New York
We pop corks in New York
But that don't mean I can't be seen in the Bean
I can't mix my genes in the Bean
I can't chill with some lean teens in the Bean

Now props for your lines
You drop some good rhymes
But stop wasting your time
I'll top you with mine
So go back to your desk in the Northwest
Test your best against the rest
But don't jot them here
Unless, lest you get burned in the chest.

PJ

 

[DesiDentist]

PashaJ first you "bump" up this THREAD;
Now reading my rhymes you DREAD.
This page is unique you SEE.
Cuz everyone can post up their CREATIVITY.
Be it about PENN, NYC, or GIBBERISH.
It doesn't matter, as long as you can go FISH.
Don't be a rhyme HATER.
If you don't like this thread; See ya LATER.
I wish this thread wouldn't BE,
Filled with your ANIMOSITY.

DesiDentist

 

[PashaJ]

As I told you earlier
I wasn't burnin' ya
Didn't mean to be concernin' ya
Rhymes are not meant be hurtin' ya
They were posted to entertain
Not maim with disdain
Or give you such pain
But call me a rhyme hater
I think I'm the rhyme motivater
The social cultivator
Next time you don't like the music
You could step out the elevator.

 

[DesiDentist]

Oh PashaJ I know you were KIDDING,
Sorry my last rhyme was MISLEADING.
With my anger, I was only TEASING.

Anyways, you all out THERE;
Don't be SCARED.
Posting your RHYME,
Is no CRIME.



DesiDentist

 

[E-CHILD]

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