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The scenario: 5 year old kid, a chin lac needing 6 x 6.0 vicryl. He doesn't speak english, so you have to coax and cajole using his 9 year old brother as translator (Mom and Dad don't speak much english). You spend an hour letting the LET bake on his chin, then gently coach him to let you inject lidocaine. He howls a bit, but somehow tolerates enough of it to be numb. You do all the "right" things: 30 guage needle, into the wound edge, injecting even before you hit tissue, slow so as not to burn it too much. He cries, but tolerates it well.
Your attending decides he wants to put in the first subcutaneous stitch.
Uh-Oh.
After you've hid the needle the whole time (imploring him to keep his eyes closed as per his brother's translation as you inject) your attending -- a strange face -- comes at the 5 year old with a Kelly and cutting needle.
The kid bites your attending, who, in his surprise, stabs himself in the chin, blood running down his face. Attending now thinks it's YOUR FAULT because you didn't inject the lidocaine painlessly enough, the insinuation that you frightened the little beggar so much that it caused him to bite your attending.
The end game involves ketamine...
The attending no thinks i'm an absolute amateur as far as suturing goes... and he may be right, I sure as hell am not an expert at anything. Anyone wanna tell me their "painless" injection strategies?
Your attending decides he wants to put in the first subcutaneous stitch.
Uh-Oh.
After you've hid the needle the whole time (imploring him to keep his eyes closed as per his brother's translation as you inject) your attending -- a strange face -- comes at the 5 year old with a Kelly and cutting needle.
The kid bites your attending, who, in his surprise, stabs himself in the chin, blood running down his face. Attending now thinks it's YOUR FAULT because you didn't inject the lidocaine painlessly enough, the insinuation that you frightened the little beggar so much that it caused him to bite your attending.
The end game involves ketamine...
The attending no thinks i'm an absolute amateur as far as suturing goes... and he may be right, I sure as hell am not an expert at anything. Anyone wanna tell me their "painless" injection strategies?