Pathology Haiku

[Parts Unknown]

somewhere a
tumor grows and waits
for my eyes

 

[Parts Unknown]

bowel fat
i ply and coax forth
your lymph nodes


strip of skin
gray, dry and scabrous
like jerky

 

[Entgegen]

Haikus are generally 5, 7, 5, not 3, 5, 3.

 

[tardieu]

Haiku is
five seven five not
three five three

?

 

[lipomas]

JOB MARKET IS BAD.
What, you say YOU got a job?
You don't count. It STINKS!

 

[Nilf]

somewhere a
tumor grows and waits
for my eyes

Three mitotic figures
Carcinoma
Almost missed it

 

[TinyFish]

Three atypical cells in the dermis
Desmoplastic melanoma
I crap my pants

ROFL. This thread has made my day (that's really sad).

 

[2121115]

Three atypical cells in the dermis
Desmoplastic melanoma
I crap my pants

Nice.

 

[yaah]

Six posted so far,
Only one a real haiku.
Well, now make that two.

 

[pathalot]

JOB MARKET IS BAD.
What, you say YOU got a job?
You don't count. It STINKS!

job market is bad?
Who knew? Couldn't you haiku
in all bold red caps

 

[Parts Unknown]

Five seven five or
Three five three, one thing for sure
I hate all you guys.

 

[smallcat]

You want it frozen
Even though it's after hours
Then you leave the room

 

[lipomas]

job market is bad?
Who knew? Couldn't you haiku
in all bold red caps

Fancy text gimmicks
Hide inability to
discuss maturely.

 

[ScotchBonnet]

Chondromyxo what?
Path sounds like foreign language
as a new first year.

 

[Ruination]

job market is bad?
Who knew? Couldn't you haiku
in all bold red caps

awesome.

 

[Sunesis]

Entertaining stuff!
Don't stop the haiku-fest
Please keep it going.

 

[tardieu]

Hollowpoint petals
blossom and shred ragged paths.
The jacket comes off.

 

[pathstudent]

Flak Jackets Chain Saws
grossing requirements for
Bone and Soft Tissue

 

[tardieu]

SDH? Ouch! You
need a neurosurgeon like
a hole in the head.

 

[Tiki]

Midnight blood bank calls.
Uh oh, ran out of platelets!
Traumas rolling in.

 

[tardieu]

A DVT can
turn the nicest fellow to
instant SOB.

 

[NatrlRx123]

Another rectal carcinoma to stage.
Peri-rectal lymph nodes are you still there?
Stop hiding and show yourselves!

Bucket diving, oh the joy. 😍
Hooray! One more found, which makes ten.
Still lacking two. Uh oh.

Put the fat in Dissect-Aid.
Sinuses burned by man made chemical atrocities.
Isn’t this ventilation hood stronger?

Still only the original ten??
I cannot believe I chose this field.
Sorry surgeon, don’t irradiate then.