Man did my day blow today. Not finished yet, still in the workings..
Ode from an anesthesia dude to his patient:
Oh how I love
My days of staffing pediatric MRIs.
It makes me so happy,
I could gouge out my eyes.
The day goes by so slow,
Sometimes I wish I could toke on your nitro and sevo.
Here you have a puff,
And I'll follow next with a few huffs.
We'll sit right here,
Me and you share a chemical beer.
You sip on the LMA,
I dip off the circuit,
And we'll both call it a day.
Oh how I hate these damn earplugs,
Makes me wish for a cold Paulaner beer mug.
You just lay there and chill,
Damn this day sucks, I gettin' ill.
No lunch, no break
How much more can an AP take?
It's a nice day out,
"Hey, look at those skies"
Sucks to be in here,
With urea up to my eyes.
"Hey operator, hurry up in there (bangs on glass)
Scan his ****
Cause I'm blowin' this joint
In a little bit".
Ode from an anesthesia dude to his patient:
Oh how I love
My days of staffing pediatric MRIs.
It makes me so happy,
I could gouge out my eyes.
The day goes by so slow,
Sometimes I wish I could toke on your nitro and sevo.
Here you have a puff,
And I'll follow next with a few huffs.
We'll sit right here,
Me and you share a chemical beer.
You sip on the LMA,
I dip off the circuit,
And we'll both call it a day.
Oh how I hate these damn earplugs,
Makes me wish for a cold Paulaner beer mug.
You just lay there and chill,
Damn this day sucks, I gettin' ill.
No lunch, no break
How much more can an AP take?
It's a nice day out,
"Hey, look at those skies"
Sucks to be in here,
With urea up to my eyes.
"Hey operator, hurry up in there (bangs on glass)
Scan his ****
Cause I'm blowin' this joint
In a little bit".
