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In light of some recent pharmacy cringe humor on another irrelevant thread, I would like to try and compile some good content here. I personally find it therapeutic.. I'll go first.


I was at a school community service event at Walmart one semester... Me and a couple of my classmates were in our white coats, stethoscopes and all, in a booth to the side of the pharmacy. We were tasked with offering customers a BP check (our booth was in front of the automatic BP machine)... While I was sitting there and feeling ridiculous, I was reminiscing on what my preceptor was telling me on our car ride up to the event (we all rode together): "The work you guys will be doing today could potentially save a life"... blah blah... she was a very caring, old-timer pharmacist on the brink of retirement and maybe out of touch with what pharmacists actually do (I guess). Anyways, I was circulating the pharmacy, trying desperately to shuffle people to our booth while keeping a straight face... I had found my victim, an elderly woman that looked too nice to say no. I quickly shuffled her to our table, where my classmate did the routine BP check with the stethoscope. She was very sweet and a good sport. We gave her a reading which seemed a little high according to her recollection, but she thanked us anyway - letting us know that one day we will make great surgeons. She then took 3 steps and sat at the automatic BP machine behind our table.
 
Speaking of irrelevant threads...


Just kidding. Continue OP 😀


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I actually enjoyed doing the fairs and stuff from time to time as a student. We actually had a couple of people with uncontrolled BP and high glucose that they had no idea about.

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I don't mean to talk down on the health screenings -- we did actually send a couple of people to the hospital after finding out their blood glucose levels, which was actually pretty crazy. The little things do count.
 
You advised them to go to the emergency department? Really?
I did that as a student and as a pharmacist. We've had some real surprises get carted to the counter "to ask a question."

Last month, a patient that knows us well called with a question. I had a flu shot to give, counsel to do, and one other high priority task to get done, so I asked them if they'd be okay holding for a few minutes. "Oh sure, that's fine."

When I finally get back on the phone, they tell me they've called because a family member is having chest pain with pain radiating down the left side, is having trouble breathing, etc, and they want to know if they should call 911...
 
You advised them to go to the emergency department? Really?

You ever see a blood sugar reading "HIGH" with no numeric value? It is worth going to the ER over.

We actually called them an ambulance, after asking them of course. Turns out this person's levels were 1500+ and it may have been due to the person storing their insulin in their locker (it was a homeless facility) instead of a refrigerator.

If a meter reads high, it's typically >600
 
Damn I hate institutions.
 
Milf wants flu shot and was wearing sweater. Pulls it down over her shoulder, no bra and leaves nothing to the imagination.... She then asks me if I like my job
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.
 
Milf wants flu shot and was wearing sweater. Pulls it down over her shoulder, no bra and leaves nothing to the imagination.... She then asks me if I like my job

My eternal soul is cringing in the void
 
Not really cringe, kinda funny story.

Old guy gets a script for Viagra and has also been taking tramadol chronically.
The next week, his wife's doc sends over a script for Estrace cream and lubrication.

Lol I've never seen a doc write a script for lubrication. I seen a script for condoms once. Medicaid only covered a certain brand that we ordered. Patient never picked up up and it's been sitting int he OTC section for 2 years.
 
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