Phony doctor gives free breast exams

[OctoDoc]

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Someone's got cajones:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060420/od_nm/breasts_dc_1

 

[Chris127]

"At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said."


Um, wow.....

 

[oxeye]

I can't believe people fell for that. Wow .....

 

[deleted50541]

He has brought shame upon the fine office of breast inspector.

 

[Sansfrontier]

funny. i just heard it on Jay Leno.

 

[kirexhana]

why are some people so stupid? if i were a woman, i wouldn't let some strange guy who knocked on my door, especially someone who looks like that, anywhere near my breasts. Now if he was twenty something and hot... 🙄

 

[tifa]

people are stupid.

 

[71263]

Damn. Why didnt I think of this first?? WHYYYYYYYYY

 

[tehrawr]

The second paragraph is the most hilarious one. She finally figured something was wrong because he didn't wear gloves, not because he was fondling her.

 

[Taurus]

The second paragraph is the most hilarious one. She finally figured something was wrong because he didn't wear gloves, not because he was fondling her.

 

[zek]

why are some people so stupid? if i were a woman, i wouldn't let some strange guy who knocked on my door, especially someone who looks like that, anywhere near my breasts. Now if he was twenty something and hot... 🙄

My first thought when I saw his picture was that he looked like a dirty old man.

 

[colt]

"Hi, I'm doctor Winikoff. Take off yer clothes and lemme examine yer boobies and stuff.

 

[OctoDoc]

Maybe we should cut the guy a break. It seems that the old guy may just have been trying to live longer:

 

[forevalwayzz]

Maybe we should cut the guy a break. It seems that the old guy may just have been trying to live longer:

you just gotta be kidding, i mean i stare all day, all week, all year, but I'm not getting any fatter or thinner, much less stronger, but maybe my eyes have gotten quicker at looking away when they noticed.
and breast examiner? I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF THIS WAYYYYY BEFORE, that why i need to be a doctor to get the white coat so ppl will believe me 😛

 

[PisteOffTeleSki]

Maybe we should cut the guy a break. It seems that the old guy may just have been trying to live longer:

I can't agree with you more OctoDoc. However, he has really creepy eye's! They are the kind of eye's that either say, "I am going to jam a pen in your ear" or the eye's that say, "...you've got big jugs. I mean, you're boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze them...Ohh...ma-ma." (Liar Liar)

But I am just sayin, that's all.

 

[Depakote]

why are some people so stupid? if i were a woman, i wouldn't let some strange guy who knocked on my door, especially someone who looks like that, anywhere near my breasts. Now if he was twenty something and hot... 🙄

So should I make an appointment or just show up?

😉


EDIT: wait a sec, tell me you're a gal...

 

[kirexhana]

So should I make an appointment or just show up?

😉


EDIT: wait a sec, tell me you're a gal...

uh... that's why i put the "if i were a woman"... in there. but feel free to show up 😉 . *laughs at your embarassment*

 

[Depakote]

Ok, I'm going to go vomit now.

 

[NotAnMD]

Ok, I'm going to go vomit now.

please be nice. that guy is my dad.

 

[Chris127]

So should I make an appointment or just show up?




EDIT: wait a sec, tell me you're a gal

uh... that's why i put the "if i were a woman"... in there. but feel free to show up 😉

 

[Depakote]

awwww.

 

[45408]

Maybe we should cut the guy a break. It seems that the old guy may just have been trying to live longer:

ooh, this is so getting sent to my fiance.

 

[kirexhana]

Ok, I'm going to go vomit now.

hey now, i'm not that bad looking 😡 ... plus it's your own fault for not checking first. i can't imagine the situations you run into in real life. 😉

 

[bubbleyum]

i think howard stern does this as well, on his radio show. "checking for breast cancer" hah.

 

[71263]

hey now, i'm not that bad looking 😡 ... plus it's your own fault for not checking first. i can't imagine the situations you run into in real life. 😉

Ahhh, the hilarity of SDNers!

 

[kirexhana]

Ahhh, the hilarity of SDNers!

i'm glad my indignance entertains you. 😛

 

[ocean09]

that's disgusting.

 

[Taurus]

I just learned that this guy was walking around with black nurse's medical bag. The bag belonged to his wife, who is a registered nurse! 😱 Poor wife.

 

[Law2Doc]

So I guess this is plan B for those folks who don't get into med school? Who needs the Caribbean when you can do door to door practice.