Pod Jokes

[MurrayButler]

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I am preparing a speech and would love to open it with a joke. Anyone know any CLEAN podiatry or foot jokes? This could make an interesting thread....haha.

 

[Northerner]

I am preparing a speech and would love to open it with a joke. Anyone know any CLEAN podiatry or foot jokes? This could make an interesting thread....haha.

Try as I might, I just can't seem to nail down anything funny. My sole reason for entering this forum with my bag of tricks in tow was to say I think we can heal the scars that remained after I was so rudely shooed out last time when I was similarly tricked into making HILARIOUS pod jokes. Sure, you claimed I was the planter of the bad seeds, but here you are, starting trouble again!

I knew something was afoot.....

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

I've got some funny pod pictures I can email you if are doing a power point.

 

[NataM]

I would love to hear these jokes!...inclduing the dirty ones 🙂 haha

 

[NatCh]

Two feet were arguing over a shoe when the hand said, "Hey, you're both right!"

Boom-boom-CHING!

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

 

[NatCh]

Not mine:

The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"

So the teacher says "Why the feet?"

And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mommy's bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"

 

[NatCh]

Yo mama's feet stink so bad, she stepped on dog**** and the **** threw up.

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

Not mine:

The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"

So the teacher says "Why the feet?"

And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mommy's bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"

 

[Feli]

This was more of a groaner than a knee-slapper... from my biomechanics prof:

Q: "What's the downside of having a podiatrist for a husband?"

A: "He always comes home plastered." (casting orthotics)

 

[crhoody12]

Funny you had this post...if any of you watch The Colbert Show on comedy central, he ALMOST told a podiatrist joke and I can't find the actual joke (not sure if real or not) but went... "What did the Jewish grandmother say when her Podiatrist told her she had flat feet?"

maybe we should all try to come up with our own funny answer...

 

[efs]

Guy comes in to the podiatrist's office witha strawberry on his foot.

Podiatrist - "I've got a little cream for that."

Modify that as you wish.

 

[tleg121]

Why did the only two podiatrists in town hate each other?

They were arch enemies!!!

ha ha ha ha ha

 

[tleg121]

This is what my clinic's sign is going to say...


Emergency Foot Care:
walk-ins accepted

 

[cool_vkb]

Not mine:

The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"

So the teacher says "Why the feet?"

And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mommy's bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"