We are a level II Trauma, Regional Medical Center. We get the most interesting ER admits, especially when a full moon, on a Fri/Sat night. It's absolutely astounding how long some people (men) hold off, before they come in (at 3am) to wait 4hrs to be seen for something major. We look at pictures of gangrenous toes, pressure sores that are bone deep, Gunshots when the victim "cannot" recall when, where, who, or even how many times he was shot. Drug Dealers that swallow their whole stash when they are chased by the police and then will not tell us how many baggies of what they ingested.
We had a gentleman walk in, filled out all the paperwork, went back to his seat in the waiting room, patiently waited for two hours, with a knife sticking out of his back, between the shoulder blades. Nobody noticed, until someone read his paperwork.
I couldn't make this chit up, if I tried.