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Discussion in 'Pre-Dental' started by hellofuturedentists, Aug 12, 2015.

  1. hellofuturedentists

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    Oooo, a lighthearted, non application related thread.

    1 point for a joke
    2 points for a good pun
    3 points for an extra impressive pun

    Disclaimer: Your point total can't be added to AADSAS. Sorry dudes.

    I'll start with a joke I stole from the first page that popped up when I googled "dentist jokes":
    Q: What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster?
    A: He braces himself

    :laugh:
     
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    What time did the patient go to the dentist?
    At "tooth hurty" :rofl:
     
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    How much does a molar bear weigh?

    Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm __________.
     
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  4. hellofuturedentists

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    Took a grand total of 5 minutes for this joke to be posted. Nice lol
     
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.

























    And a mop.
     
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    I don't understand why I'm laughing so much at this lol
     
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  8. hellofuturedentists

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    Hahaha ok that one took me a minute.
     
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    I can't think of any
     
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    Hey girl I'm a dentist. Do you mind if I probe around with my "explorer?"
     
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    Which state's residents have the best oral hygiene?
    Fluoride-a
     
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  12. hellofuturedentists

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    544146345afa0902144527503a2f32ac.jpg

    Kind of snorted when I found this one but I love it
     
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    What do you call a tooth in a liter of water?

    A 1 molar solution.
     
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    My friends specifically tell me not to do this in the future. That's all they say when I talk about applying to dental school haha
     
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    Dentist (digging into mouth of patient): Hey! Long time no see, how's the family doing?
    Patient: Gwahhh gwahhhh waghahhh guaaa guaa
    Dentist: Very nice, great to hear!

    I always chuckled at this haha.
     
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    LMAOOOOO
     
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    100 points if you tell any of the aforementioned puns to an adcom during an interview and they manage to laugh
     
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    What does the Dentist of the Year get?

    A little plaque
     
  21. hellofuturedentists

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    And you have to report back here.....so we can all do it
     
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    When I get nervous I make TERRIBLE jokes. It's bad enough that my friends call me the one who thinks she's funny but isn't. So it's very likely I'll have cringe worthy joke stories if I get lucky enough to have an interview.
     
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    Pick up line:

    Are you a dentist?
    Cause I need someone to fill my cavities.
     
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    What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods?

    "You have a hole in one. "



    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  25. hellofuturedentists

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    Omg. I love it.
     
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    hey babe I put the D in dentist

    Just thought of this. kinda lame I know
     
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    Dentist/Hygienist: "When was the last time you flossed?"


    Patient: "You should know, you were there."
     
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    When my interviewer asks, "Do you have any questions for me?", I'm going to read this post to him/her.
     
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    What kind of bear has no teeth?

    A gummy bear...
    :hardy:
     
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    LOOOL so true
     
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    What did the dentist see at the North Pole?


    A molar bear

    [​IMG]
     
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    Hello everyone, I will like to know where can I find the requirements for dental exams in USA? I'm studying in Romania Dental Medicine and after I will finish I want to be a doctor in USA. It's someone who can help me with details, please?


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    Definitely not on this thread
     
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    Maybe it was a joke?
     
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    Bump :D
     
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    [​IMG]
    Let's hope this never happens to us...
     
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    HAHA I like that one. ^
     
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    The real reason everyone hates dentists.

     
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    Lol what did I just watch? This looks like it was buried deep inside of youtube
     
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    :poke:
     
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    ^^ My sentiments exactly
     
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    Omg :wtf:
     
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    cute
     

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