problemo uno

[raj2002]

hey man I am, like, totally obsessed with this girl from my med school. She is a tripple-mac AND a bag of fries, no mistake.
But she don't know it, and worse still she's as shy as hell with blokes!
And man, even worse she's got a rep. as a maneater..
Should I go for it?
oh yeah, I got a close female friend right now but we kindof mutally feel its not gonna go further so I got the green light.
why do medics have to be so complicated??

 

[vixen]

you are def English aren't you!!??

 

[raj2002]

what a lucky guess!
how do you do? or sonething like that?

hey look it was aserious question mind -its not an easy problem is it?

 

[raj2002]

Hey guys I've decided to write her some poems.
if anyone's listening to my liddle problemo.

 

[Bomb#20]

We're listening!
A poem sounds sweet, good luck.

 

[Sita]

Raj, i hope your poem worked darling.

 

[raj2002]

hmmm Sita you're not supposed to be reading this.
you know nothing, ok?

in fact, you know nothing too. ( For emphasis, ok? ) If word gets out my bacon's fried.

oh, I knew this would be a bad idea.ity:

 

[Sita]

lol Raj, it's funny to see you've written that post, puts you in a totally different light in my eyes...

Anyway, don't worry your secret's safe with me...i won't direct the others to the board. (if thats what your worried about)

PS- what do you mean i know nothing???

 

[raj2002]

thinks - ' damn. Should have pretended to be another Raj. Doh! '
Look I'm not being bad or anything Sits ok? Its all legit - I'm just hypothesising. mm.
and you know lots, no offence. Like thats the last thing I wanna do now!

Glad you found out it was an imposter - there's only one Nikhil.

 

[exigente chica]

good luck! Don't always beleive what you hear from others

 

[raj2002]

ta man
or ta gal!

 

[raj2002]

ok the big test now guys and gals
wrote her a whole book ofpoetry and gonna let her know how I feel proper now. err...sounds a bit voyeristic 'Big Borther style if I let you know waht happens...but I'll definitely come back and tell ya all summat. Thanks for the support.
Bulletin Boards - educating, fresh, ANONYMOUS - don't you just LOVE 'em?


(not a word Sita )

 

[Bomb#20]

Aw, sweet
Big Brother style or not, we want to know what happens! We're all rooting for you! Go Raj go!

 

[SejGal]

Hey Raj

Hope things work out w/that girl. And hey don't give up too easily....some of us r still in the search to even find the right person. And remember every cloud has gotta a silver lining. But don't be calling her a burger or fries in the poem(s). It's a definite turnoff . Good luck...and let us know wat happens.

SejGal

 

[raj2002]

I won't Sejgal - thanks fo the advice. Hard enough trying to find something nice to ryhme with Triple-Burger and fries. Nice eyes? naaa.
Gonna put it on the back burner for now - exams next week. Ask her straight afterwards mind.
Thank you!

 

[saiyagirl]

why do i feel like this turning into a bollywood movie?

 

[raj2002]

Well its certainly gone on long enough....arrg why did I ever broadcast my views? Embarrasment in the dictionary would point you to this thread. And the thread fails to get lost no matter how I much I ignore it. Ever since I got embroiled in my resit exams she's upped with another lad whom she doesn't actually like that much and how am I to win her now? I think I can start writing my epilogue to the movie now and there's not a happy ending. Though I still feel the same way about her and would do anything for her in the parallel world where I actually pulled her and made her mine.
Attention seeking feline or hopelessly smitten kitten? Or just after a bit of milk?. You decide, I guess, if I haven't yet sent you to sleep. Now there's a thought, hey maybe Al Pacino should have a read of my posts to cure his insomnia.