problemo uno

hey man I am, like, totally obsessed with this girl from my med school. She is a tripple-mac AND a bag of fries, no mistake.
But she don't know it, and worse still she's as shy as hell with blokes!
And man, even worse she's got a rep. as a maneater..
Should I go for it?
oh yeah, I got a close female friend right now but we kindof mutally feel its not gonna go further so I got the green light.
why do medics have to be so complicated??

 

what a lucky guess!
how do you do? or sonething like that?

hey look it was aserious question mind -its not an easy problem is it?

 

Hey guys I've decided to write her some poems.
if anyone's listening to my liddle problemo.

 

hmmm Sita you're not supposed to be reading this.
you know nothing, ok?

in fact, you know nothing too. ( For emphasis, ok? ) If word gets out my bacon's fried.

oh, I knew this would be a bad idea.ity:

 

thinks - ' damn. Should have pretended to be another Raj. Doh! '
Look I'm not being bad or anything Sits ok? Its all legit - I'm just hypothesising. mm.
and you know lots, no offence. Like thats the last thing I wanna do now!

Glad you found out it was an imposter - there's only one Nikhil.

 

ta man
or ta gal!

 

ok the big test now guys and gals
wrote her a whole book ofpoetry and gonna let her know how I feel proper now. err...sounds a bit voyeristic 'Big Borther style if I let you know waht happens...but I'll definitely come back and tell ya all summat. Thanks for the support.
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(not a word Sita )

 

I won't Sejgal - thanks fo the advice. Hard enough trying to find something nice to ryhme with Triple-Burger and fries. Nice eyes? naaa.
Gonna put it on the back burner for now - exams next week. Ask her straight afterwards mind.
Thank you!

 

Well its certainly gone on long enough....arrg why did I ever broadcast my views? Embarrasment in the dictionary would point you to this thread. And the thread fails to get lost no matter how I much I ignore it. Ever since I got embroiled in my resit exams she's upped with another lad whom she doesn't actually like that much and how am I to win her now? I think I can start writing my epilogue to the movie now and there's not a happy ending. Though I still feel the same way about her and would do anything for her in the parallel world where I actually pulled her and made her mine.
Attention seeking feline or hopelessly smitten kitten? Or just after a bit of milk?. You decide, I guess, if I haven't yet sent you to sleep. Now there's a thought, hey maybe Al Pacino should have a read of my posts to cure his insomnia.