Proctology anyone?

[souljah1]

Just wondering if anyone has an affinity for a-holes?

Physicians are needed in all areas, I was just wondering if any SDNers are interested in devoting their career to the bum and its components?

Be honest.

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[Trek]

Scooby told me he's leaning towards male hemorrhoid removal. Don't know if he wants to do proctology or do it as a hobby. --Trek

 

[UCMonkey]

Is this actually the term for this specialty? Wouldn't it fall into the realm of GI guys or colorectal surgeons?

 

[Jim Picotte]

They're called colorectal surgeons now and I actually did a 2 week clerskhip with these guys. While not the most glamorous of professions, they do very well and serve a very important role.

 

[oldman]

GI bleeds can be very fatal, and it is common. Think of anyone who is an alcoholic, a lot of them get GI bleeds. Getting a colonoscopy isn't too fun though. I have the pictures to prove it!

Anyone see the Seinfeld episode when Kramer gets the license place "ASSMAN" ? That was hilarious.

 

[KelliJelliBeans]

•••quote:•••Originally posted by oldman:
Anyone see the Seinfeld episode when Kramer gets the license place "ASSMAN" ? That was hilarious.[/QB]••••Hilarious isn't the word
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[KelliJelliBeans]

•••quote:•••Originally posted by eagerbeaverkelli:
• •••quote:•••Originally posted by oldman:
Anyone see the Seinfeld episode when Kramer gets the license place "ASSMAN" ? That was hilarious.•••••Hilarious isn't the word
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I Love that episode ![/QB]••••

 

[Winged Scapula]

Commonly a much-maligned speciality, Colorectal Surgery actually has its advantages.

Chief among them are lifestyle - almost all of the surgeries are planned, elective cases; the patients tend to do well (ie, not many SICU cases) and don't stay in house much longer than 5-7 days (barring complications of course). There will always be some emergency cases, but CRS, while distasteful for many reasons, does attract for the above (and certainly other) reasons.

 

[jhug]

colorectal surgery is actually a goal i have in school--and, as my dad says-- you are the "butt" of many good jokes-- but you laugh all the way to bank!!
Plus, proctologists, as a whole, tend to have a really good sense of humor

 

[A. Caveman]

i have a deep interest in that field. a very deep, deep interest <img border="0" alt="[Wowie]" title="" src="graemlins/wowie.gif" />

PS. favorite proctologist joke: Wanna smell my finger?

 

[jhug]

my favorite joke-- my dad's at the bank and pulls out a rectal thermometer and says to the teller-- hey! some bum stole my pen!!!