Punishment for Streaking?

[LuciusVorenus]

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It depends on the school. I go to school in a really calm, cops-have-nothing-to-do city. One guy got caught streaking through the study center/library, they sent out a text message alert, brought in every bored cop they could find, found him, arrested him, and are currently charging him with indecent exposure. Get unlucky with the judge and you might end up becoming a sex offender. I wouldn't risk it.

I guess I'm saying, yes it can happen, and it has at my school.

 

[LuciusVorenus]

Also, like someone above pointed out, do NOT underestimate what "sex offender" means. This isn't just some other silly misdemeanor, it can seriously **** up your life.

If they label 12 year olds as sex offenders for sexting then you can definitely be labeled as one if you get unlucky and some visiting high schoolers see your junk. It all depends how bad the prosecutor wants to tear you a new one.

P.S You said no DA would touch the case? You underestimate DAs. This has gone to court before, and the public/school are not on the side of the prospective med student. They're on the side of the prosecutor who's "thinking of the children" and "setting you straight".

 

[wolverinepwns]

Punishment for streaking in my book is: FULL RIDE scholarship to medschool

 

[alwaysaangel]

The reality is anyone who wants to go to medical school and become a physician needs to learn a very important phrase:

"I can't. I am going to be a physician and from now on for the rest of my life I am going to be held to a higher standard than other people."

Its useful for when someone wants you to drive drunk, cheat, lie, or streak...

Look at any list of recently censured physicians and what they did to deserve a given punishment, and you will realize that by taking this path - the vast majority of your fun is going away and you will be held to a very high standard.

 

[CardiacIntensivist]

If you were really smart, you wouldn't get caught. Just sayin'

 

[Obliquity]

Depends on the school you go to. Where I went to college, you could streak around campus and not worry about getting in trouble. 😛

 

[gettheleadout]

The reality is anyone who wants to go to medical school and become a physician needs to learn a very important phrase:

"I can't. I am going to be a physician and from now on for the rest of my life I am going to be held to a higher standard than other people."

Its useful for when someone wants you to drive drunk, cheat, lie, or streak...

Look at any list of recently censured physicians and what they did to deserve a given punishment, and you will realize that by taking this path - the vast majority of your fun is going away and you will be held to a very high standard.

👍

 

[Malice]

The reality is anyone who wants to go to medical school and become a physician needs to learn a very important phrase:

"I can't. I am going to be a physician and from now on for the rest of my life I am going to be held to a higher standard than other people."

Its useful for when someone wants you to drive drunk, cheat, lie, or streak...

Look at any list of recently censured physicians and what they did to deserve a given punishment, and you will realize that by taking this path - the vast majority of your fun is going away and you will be held to a very high standard.

I love how drunk driving, an activity that kills tons of people every year and people barely get slaps on the wrist for, is grouped in with streaking.

 

[Malice]

So, thanks for the responses, I'm definitely going to do it. I hope I run by some of you prudes who are so adamantly against this lol. Btw does anyone who has done streaking before know any tips on fluffing it up before the big event?

 

[Geneticist]

So, thanks for the responses, I'm definitely going to do it. I hope I run by some of you prudes who are so adamantly against this lol. Btw does anyone who has done streaking before know any tips on fluffing it up before the big event?

Be sure you manscape. (That should be obvious but you'd be surprised how often that gets overlooked.) Make sure you don't do it on a cold night. And, last but not least: think of something hilarious to shout mid-streak so your nakedness lives in infamy.

 

[kcin]

So, thanks for the responses, I'm definitely going to do it. I hope I run by some of you prudes who are so adamantly against this lol. Btw does anyone who has done streaking before know any tips on fluffing it up before the big event?

You're so cool and edgy, like the poster wanting to keep her pink hair. I can't stand the originality and craziness of you two! OMG!1111

Now, if you happen to rub yourself down in oil and let cops try to catch you, that would be amusing.

 

[Malice]

Be sure you manscape. (That should be obvious but you'd be surprised how often that gets overlooked.) Make sure you don't do it on a cold night. And, last but not least: think of something hilarious to shout mid-streak so your nakedness lives in infamy.

Manscape? Bah that's 20th century crap. I've been hair free since '93 (actually 2010). We already have a date planned - it's in April so it shouldn't be too cold.

I really need some hilarious statements though lol! Maybe I'll just run by people and call them perverts or something. "DON'T LOOK PERV!"

 

[akaVonk]

So, thanks for the responses, I'm definitely going to do it. I hope I run by some of you prudes who are so adamantly against this lol. Btw does anyone who has done streaking before know any tips on fluffing it up before the big event?

So when will we know the outcome of your streaking shenanigans?

 

[skyhyp2009]

You're so cool and edgy, like the poster wanting to keep her pink hair. I can't stand the originality and craziness of you two! OMG!1111

Now, if you happen to rub yourself down in oil and let cops try to catch you, that would be amusing.

can you please do this? it'll be so "cooooool"

 

[sugarcrash56]

So, thanks for the responses, I'm definitely going to do it. I hope I run by some of you prudes who are so adamantly against this lol. Btw does anyone who has done streaking before know any tips on fluffing it up before the big event?

Bro, I salute you. Don't worry about the "sex offender" thing, the people in here who live in their little boxes are just jealous you're man enough to show your junk to strangers.

Plus, you could always cover your junk up with something creative, which could be even more funny.

 

[LuciusVorenus]

Bro, I salute you. Don't worry about the "sex offender" thing, the people in here who live in their little boxes are just jealous you're man enough to show your junk to strangers.

Plus, you could always cover your junk up with something creative, which could be even more funny.

Is everyone here really that ingorant of the terrible sex offender laws we have?

On the other hand why else would they still be around 🙄

For anyone who's not familiar with them, I suggest you really do a bit of reading. People have had their lives torn apart because they walked around in their house naked with the blinds open or tried and get prints of naked pictures of their grandchildren.

 

[sugarcrash56]

Is everyone here really that ingorant of the terrible sex offender laws we have?

On the other hand why else would the laws still be around 🙄

For anyone who's not familiar with them, I suggest you really do a bit of reading. People have had their lives torn apart because they walked around in their house naked with the blinds open or tried and get prints of naked pictures of their grandchildren.

I live in Canada, so..

 

[LuciusVorenus]

I live in Canada, so..

Please help us.

 

[LuciusVorenus]

P.S here's a report by Human Rights Watch: http://www.hrw.org/en/node/10685/section/9

Read the other sections for more 😱

Some of the stories are scary.

 

[TooMuchResearch]

I love how drunk driving, an activity that kills tons of people every year and people barely get slaps on the wrist for, is grouped in with streaking.

Well, lying and cheating aren't usually illegal, but they can mess up your medical career, too. Does it matter if the punishment fits the crime? Not really. It can still ruin your career.

And how do you need advice on "fluffing it up?" It ain't rocket science.

 

[RFHawks]

Bro, I salute you. Don't worry about the "sex offender" thing, the people in here who live in their little boxes are just jealous you're man enough to show your junk to strangers.

Plus, you could always cover your junk up with something creative, which could be even more funny.

Jealousy? Man that's asinine. Yep, really jealous of some idiot 21 year old acting like an idiot 21 year old. Go ahead and screw up your life. I hope you do get caught. The medical community doesn't need immature children joining its ranks.

For those saying go for it, wait until you have kids. Then see how funny it is for some gross twenty-something kid with an underdeveloped cortex to flaunt his junk in front of them. Not funny.

I also see you were banned. I'm glad. 😀

 

[sugarcrash56]

Jealousy? Man that's asinine. Yep, really jealous of some idiot 21 year old acting like an idiot 21 year old. Go ahead and screw up your life. I hope you do get caught. The medical community doesn't need immature children joining its ranks.

For those saying go for it, wait until you have kids. Then see how funny it is for some gross twenty-something kid with an underdeveloped cortex to flaunt his junk in front of them. Not funny.

I also see you were banned. I'm glad. 😀

nice one

 

[orthomyxo]

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[LuciusVorenus]

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