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Discussion in 'Pathology' started by JustInCASE, May 3, 2007.

  1. JustInCASE

    JustInCASE Superior Being 2+ Year Member

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  3. djmd

    djmd an Antediluvian 7+ Year Member

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    So it's really more like quote of a long time ago?
     
  4. JustInCASE

    JustInCASE Superior Being 2+ Year Member

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  5. JaneDough

    JaneDough 7+ Year Member

    Ok- so it's not from Pathology, but still funny (I think). Heard during a pediatric surgery:

    "Tell Dr.X to get down here- I'm doing an 8 y/o boy!"

    :laugh:
     
  6. JustInCASE

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  7. Thaitanium

    Thaitanium Member 10+ Year Member

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    Well, here's a quote from a conversation 4 students, a psych attending (PA) had with a 50-60 yo patient in a private room with, of course, a psych patient (have to be the funniest patients around). Please note you have had to be there in order to experience the full effect.

    PA: "So, how can I help you sir"
    Patient: (Mutters something I can't remember)
    PA: "OK, I'll take care of that for you"
    Patient: "Hey, can you do something with my medications?"
    PA: "Oh, why?"
    Patient: It's causing me to have breasts!" (This is when I start to grin, but I try not to to look professional)
    PA: "Oh"
    Patient: (Patient lifts up sweater exposing his "breasts") "Man, I got boobs as big as some women!" (At this point he cups both his hands under his breasts).
    Me: (I had to bite my lip in order to not laugh out loud. Thank god, I was able to do so). :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  8. sleeping beauty

    sleeping beauty 5+ Year Member

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    Is the GI attending new?
     
  9. stickydick

    stickydick New Member 5+ Year Member

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    My favorite quote, with one particular (boring as hell) lecturer, involved him boasting about his research.

    "I have extensive hands-on experience with monkeys."
     
  10. mlw03

    mlw03 Senior Member Physician 10+ Year Member

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    is the attending's name by chance Dr. Ron Jeremy?
     
  11. JustInCASE

    JustInCASE Superior Being 2+ Year Member

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  12. Zuwie

    Zuwie Member 5+ Year Member

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    This quote is from my first year, physiology lecture:
    (high pitched voice)"Smooth muscle is very abundant (low pitched voice) intestines, blood vessels, urinary system (back to high pitched) all of these have smooth muscle"

    The class fell on the floor, and the professor didn't understand why.
     

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