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I would watch that reality show - academic chairs retire to join community practices as generalists. Exclusion criteria include graduating residency after 1992.
Picture it: the confused look on some old white dude's face, puttering around the clinic in his knit sweater, grease pencil in one hand, chain with a magnet in the other, whispering about shadows and simulators. A nurse gently takes him by the elbow and leads him back into his office. He is inadvertently given a QA sheet to sign from a prostate VMAT case and experiences severe angina when reading the plan MU number.
"Anachronistic Isocenter", coming this summer on NBC.
Episode 1 - Whiplash - After a little misadventure at Big Name Big Academic center that left a patient ****ting into a colostomy bag…WB Boomer is asked to resign as chair of Holier Then Thou University Health System.
Episode 2 - Cow Tipping - removed from city life and a tarnished reputation, Boomer finds himself thrust into a new practice in northern Mississippi swapping artisan bagels and liberal politics for freshly killed venison and MAGA hats.
Episode 3 - Meet the cast - Boomer meets his partners in the clinic. Needless to say he is surprised by their diversity and credentials. He learns a valuable lesson about the terrible job market.
Episode 4 - Accounting for Friction - Boomers new colleagues watch in horror as he treats bone Mets to 45Gy and uses the wrong pronoun to describe a staff member. Hospital admin starts to get worried
Episode 5 - Boomerang - All good Things come to an end - after 45 years of practice and a fat bank account that would make Al Capone blush. Hospital admin decides to pull the plug on WB Boomer after making derogatory comments regarding the work ethic of racial minorities. He threatens to sue but after having a minor stroke decides to resign before be can be fired. He boards the next plane back to big city to meet up with his third wife (who may or may not love him for his money and life insurance)
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