seriously tho! Long Dong has got me wonderin' just how long that dong be droppin, yo!!
Why is it that when any chick who's a mere step up from a sea donkey posts her avatar pic on sdn all the derm dudes be messin their trousers, and then when a sexy machine of death like Long Dong comes along, he can't get any of that much deserved derm chick love!?
C'mon you prudish derm chicks! Let Long Dong know how you really feel; that you would pay more than a quarter to wash your underoos on those abs.
i've never claimed to be 100% straight, which is why i'm comfortable saying that Long Dong's abs make my weiner tingle. Just a little. Like when i see Justin Bieber in a swimsuit or Brad Pitt's trapezii in fightclub.
yup, weiner tingle. just the tip.
