Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 4

[Nikki2002]

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In the Random Non-MCAT thread you are allowed to discuss all of the following EXCEPT:

A.) Breaststicks
B.) the MCAT
C.) cake
D.) VD


If you chose B then congrats! You are ready to begin postwhoring in the Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part Quatro 😎

 

[deleted106503]

great grandpa I'd like to .... ?

Well...since we were talking about Milfs, it meant the other one. But I guess you girls would've interpreted it like that...lol.

 

[deleted106503]

Durden FTW!

 

[pingouin]

I was going to guess great-grandma....

never mind. 😀

we're on totally different pages

 

[oxeye]

I was going to guess great-grandma....

I couldn't say grandma because then I would be gay. Nothing wrong with that or anything, I'm just not gay.

 

[Dr Durden]

we're on totally different pages

Completely unacceptable. 😡

 

[oxeye]

Well...since we were talking about Milfs, it meant the other one. But I guess you girls would've interpreted it like that...lol.

with two F's?

Shouldn't it be FILF?

 

[Dr Durden]

I couldn't say grandma because then I would be gay. Nothing wrong with that or anything, I'm just not gay.

Says the woman who was going to let jlw have her next kid....

 

[Dr Durden]

Durden FTW!

w00t w00t

 

[pingouin]

Completely unacceptable. 😡

*holds out hand to be smacked*

Molly must have borrowed the brain there for a minute.

 

[oxeye]

Says the woman who was going to let jlw have her next kid....

I told her she was too late. 😉

 

[oxeye]

never mind. 😀

we're on totally different pages

you have to tell uswhat you thought it was. 😀

 

[pingouin]

Says the woman who was going to let jlw have her next kid....

hey I was just the surrogate. she didn't need to be involved.

 

[Dr Durden]

Jlw: 11
Oxeye/Baby: 15

 

[deleted106503]

with two F's?

Shouldn't it be FILF?

DILF is what a hetero girl would say for a dad even though father is the opposite for mother ("mom" could work for MILF).

 

[oxeye]

hey I was just the surrogate. she didn't need to be involved.

LOL. I don't want anymore kids.

 

[pingouin]

you have to tell uswhat you thought it was. 😀

let's just say that in my line of work, a nice straight boy is difficult to come by, so we wind up having some very interesting conversations with the guys we do work with.

 

[oxeye]

so what was ggilf???

 

[deleted106503]

^Is it just me, or do some other guys want 1,000 kids scattered all over the world? Like 1/2 chinese, 1/2 mexican, 1/2 German...you get the point. 😀

 

[oxeye]

let's just say that in my line of work, a nice straight boy is difficult to come by, so we wind up having some very interesting conversations with the guys we do work with.

ahhhhhhhh, gotcha. 😉

 

[Dr Durden]

great-grandma i'd like to.....

 

[deleted106503]

so what was ggilf???

Great Grandma 🙂 Durden knew what I was talking about!

 

[oxeye]

great-grandma i'd like to.....

That really is disgusting ....

 

[Dr Durden]

Great Grandma 🙂 Durden knew what I was talking about!

If this whole MD thing doesn't work out, I think I'll be a psychic after my experiences tonight.

 

[pingouin]

great-grandma i'd like to.....

whatever floats your boat, dear. 😉 you're legal, and perhaps she has a nice pension.

 

[deleted106503]

That really is disgusting ....

Depends. Some girls give birth at 14 y.o. Figure their kid does the same and then theirs. A 42 y.o. ggilf is possible.

 

[Dr Durden]

whatever floats your boat, dear. 😉 you're legal, and perhaps she has a nice pension.

*cues golddigger by Kanye*

 

[pingouin]

Great Grandma 🙂 Durden knew what I was talking about!

what's that from? I'm thinking a Kevin Smith movie, but I'm blanking...

 

[deleted106503]

Wait, did I do my math wrong?

 

[oxeye]

If this whole MD thing doesn't work out, I think I'll be a psychic after my experiences tonight.

Right .... because no schools will want to accept you with that crappy MCAT score.

 

[Dr Durden]

*cuts off Golddigger as jlw is in the final stretch*

 

[deleted106503]

what's that from? I'm thinking a Kevin Smith movie, but I'm blanking...

Not that I know of. You mean that movie with the guy who talks and the other doesn't? Ben is in it, too?

 

[pingouin]

Depends. Some girls give birth at 14 y.o. Figure their kid does the same and then theirs. A 42 y.o. ggilf is possible.

you've put a LOT of thought into that...

(although you're correct and I've met some of them....)

 

[Dr Durden]

Right .... because no schools will want to accept you with that crappy MCAT score.

That's why I don't post the link to my mdapps, because I don't want to seem like I'm trolling for an ego-stroking. People don't play nice in pre-allo, unlike you fine folks.

 

[Dr Durden]

Jlw: 7
Oxeye: 10

*starts blasting Eye of the Tiger*

 

[pingouin]

Not that I know of. You mean that movie with the guy who talks and the other doesn't? Ben is in it, too?

OMG you can't even come up with "Jay and Silent Bob"????? what am I going to DO with you?????????? I own all of the Kevin Smith movies except for Clerks 2 b/c it just made it to the theaters.

*shakes head in disgust*

 

[Beau Geste]

'kay I changed my sig and gave WilliamsF1 all the credit 😉

My darn internet is like Monica Lewinsky in the oval office: up and down.

Catch you all tomorrow!

 

[oxeye]

That's why I don't post the link to my mdapps, because I don't want to seem like I'm trolling for an ego-stroking. People don't play nice in pre-allo, unlike you fine folks.

What's your GPA? 😉

 

[deleted106503]

you've put a LOT of thought into that...

(although you're correct and I've met some of them....)

What's the name of that lady who used to be in those Old Navy commercials? I think she was in her 50s (no, not the older lady with huge glasses). If she had kids in that time interval, we'd have a gggilf in this case. Basic college algebra at work. 🙂

 

[pingouin]

'kay I changed my sig and gave WilliamsF1 all the credit 😉

My darn internet is like Monica Lewinsky in the oval office: up and down.

Catch you all tomorrow!

you crack me up, dear! have a great night.

 

[oxeye]

That's why I don't post the link to my mdapps, because I don't want to seem like I'm trolling for an ego-stroking. People don't play nice in pre-allo, unlike you fine folks.

I don't have my mdapps linked (but I do have one) because I'm afraid of stalkers.

 

[pingouin]

What's the name of that lady who used to be in those Old Navy commercials? I think she was in her 50s (no, not the older lady with huge glasses). If she had kids in that time interval, we'd have a gggilf in this case. Basic college algebra at work. 🙂

Carrie someone.. man she was annoying.

 

[Dr Durden]

What's your GPA? 😉

It would likely disgust you. You people have enough dirt on me to find my profile.

 

[oxeye]

night Meg!

 

[oxeye]

It would likely disgust you. You people have enough dirt on me to find my profile.

Try me. 😉 I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours. My GPA is pretty disgusting too.

 

[pingouin]

ooohhh.. home stretch!

 

[Dr Durden]

Jlw: 4
Oxeye: 7

*Starts a second stero with classical music*

 

[deleted106503]

OMG you can't even come up with "Jay and Silent Bob"????? what am I going to DO with you?????????? I own all of the Kevin Smith movies except for Clerks 2 b/c it just made it to the theaters.

*shakes head in disgust*

Yea, that's the ticket! I bought that movie for my friend. I dont own any of his. As far as my collection:

The Royal Tenebaums
Rushmore
The Life Aquatic
Bottle Rocket
The Big Lebowski
I Heart Huckabees
Pulp Fiction
Fight Club
Lost in Translation
etc

 

[MollyMalone]

Morgan Fairchild?

 

[pingouin]

*starts eating raw eggs and running through the frozen tundra of Siberia*

 

[Dr Durden]

You go girls!