Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[Beau Geste]

Hey, felons in federal penitentiaries are an underserved community. I think he should definitely go for it on the grounds that he's an URM. If you tell me that he has an MCAT under 25 and a GPA under 3.0 with no medical experience, then he's going to be the perfect rags-to-riches story that inspires legions of other lemmings to jump off the exact same cliff.

Ok, on that satiric note, I'm outta here. FOR REAL. 😛 😴

I actually had a similar thought when i read that. I refrained from posting because it's a touchy-feely forum.

NIGHT!

 

[pingouin]

i watched the OJ verdict in my 8th grade english class. nik was like in 5th or 6th grade i guess.

and some of us were graduating from college... 😳

 

[Arsenic]

that's pretty much the situation for Will and I...

is will the penguin? 😕

*edit*

you meant the gator... ok, continue.

 

[Nikki2002]

24 - damn - did I do that math wrong? No wonder I bombed the GRE

no ana--i was just wondering how old u are. and yeah--i won't mention the mcat either--it's ok you'll get it next time!

 

[Beau Geste]

i watched the OJ verdict in my 8th grade english class. nik was like in 5th or 6th grade i guess.

I was a senior in HS

Edit: I was a freshman in college

 

[EvoDevo]

When you were 22 I was 11. 😱

Maybe I shouldn't have pointed that out - are the "more mature" people going to yell at me again? 🙁

*ignores Ana*

 

[deleted106503]

I was the youngest person in my flat in Belfast - it's wierd not to be the youngest anymore.

Now that I'm 21, I find it weird to see people younger than I in pro sports. I feel like I've accomplished nothing (which is true)...

 

[EvoDevo]

for Evo....

👍

 

[Anastasis]

Hey, felons in federal penitentiaries are an underserved community. I think he should definitely go for it on the grounds that he's an URM. If you tell me that he has an MCAT under 25 and a GPA under 3.0 with no medical experience, then he's going to be the perfect rags-to-riches story that inspires legions of other lemmings to jump off the exact same cliff.

Ok, on that satiric note, I'm outta here. FOR REAL. 😛 😴

Uh huh - sure.

It cracks me up how everyone on SDN knows someone's brother's girlfriend's dog-walker's trashman's probation officer's dermatologist who got into Harvard with a 1.6 and 12 MCAT.

 

[Arsenic]

and some of us were graduating from college... 😳

so in other words you've been buying liquor for a while then?

 

[pingouin]

Dangit, my attempt at being pure of heart doesn't seem to be working....😡

maybe not, but it's fun to watch you try! 😛

 

[Anastasis]

i watched the OJ verdict in my 8th grade english class. nik was like in 5th or 6th grade i guess.

I keep forgetting you and I are the same age.

 

[Anastasis]

*ignores Ana*

😍 😍

 

[deleted106503]

and some of us were graduating from college... 😳

OJ? Hmm...I might've been in 5th grade (95-96 school year). Speaking of which, I thought it was cool that the year and school year matched. I.e. in Fall 1999, I entered 9th grade. Fall 1991, I entered 1st grade. 🙂

 

[Arsenic]

Now that I'm 21, I find it weird to see people younger than I in pro sports. I feel like I've accomplished nothing (which is true)...

my 15 year old sister thinks i'm a dinosaur at 24 😱

 

[Beau Geste]

Now that I'm 21, I find it weird to see people younger than I in pro sports. I feel like I've accomplished nothing (which is true)...

Wait until your instructors are younger than you. And wait until you have grey hair and start getting called ma'am. Oh, wait. Nevermind.

 

[pingouin]

so in other words you've been buying liquor for a while then?

this is true.

but the BEST part????????????

 

[EvoDevo]

i watched the OJ verdict in my 8th grade english class. nik was like in 5th or 6th grade i guess.

Have I ever mentioned that I was on that freeway when he was trying to "escape" from the cops? We were going the other way and all we saw was about a million police cars crawling behind a white bronco. Weird.

 

[Nikki2002]

my 15 year old sister thinks i'm a dinosaur at 24 😱

i have a 4 yr. old sister. okayyyy

 

[pingouin]

this is true.

but the BEST part????????????

I got carded at a baseball game 2 weeks ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nikki2002]

Have I ever mentioned that I was on that freeway when he was trying to "escape" from the cops? We were going the other way and all we saw was about a million police cars crawling behind a white bronco. Weird.

cool!

 

[Beau Geste]

so in other words you've been buying liquor for a while then?

jlw is a lady. She buys wine, not liquor. 😡

J/K.

About the liquor!

 

[deleted106503]

...and start getting called ma'am. Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Holy crap you remember

 

[Beau Geste]

I got carded at a baseball game 2 weeks ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

That's because even though you are 3x, you look about 16 LOL!!!! (which is good!)

 

[EvoDevo]

😍 😍

*points crowd to TDM, p. 301, s/s "d." - "How to flirt with a Texas lady."*


😉

 

[pingouin]

OJ? Hmm...I might've been in 5th grade (95-96 school year). Speaking of which, I thought it was cool that the year and school year matched. I.e. in Fall 1999, I entered 9th grade. Fall 1991, I entered 1st grade. 🙂

oh.my.god.

I'm the same way but maybe- just maybe- a decade earlier...... finished 1st in 81, 8th in 88, 12th in 92....

 

[pingouin]

jlw is a lady. She buys wine, not liquor. 😡

J/K.

About the liquor!

as Amy Grant and Michael W Smith would say- "that's what friends are for", folks!

 

[Arsenic]

I got carded at a baseball game 2 weeks ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

guy must have forgotten his glasses. 😛

ok ok, let me stop before JLW slaps me. i'm just kidding j! 😍

 

[deleted106503]

oh.my.god.

I'm the same way but maybe- just maybe- a decade earlier...... finished 1st in 81, 8th in 88, 12th in 92....

My friends born in 84 are the same. Spring 1999 they finsihed 9th grade...

We're cool 😎

 

[Beau Geste]

That's because even though you are 3x, you look about 16 LOL!!!! (which is good!)

I didn't want to give away your age 🙂

 

[pingouin]

guy must have forgotten his glasses. 😛

ok ok, let me stop before JLW slaps me. i'm just kidding j! 😍

no seriously- I thanked her 😀

and I was with my mom, and a friend who's 29.. and my friend didn't get carded 😀

 

[Nikki2002]

ok guys i have to be very serious student now and go to bed. sweet dreams😍

 

[Beau Geste]

as Amy Grant and Michael W Smith would say- "that's what friends are for", folks!

Me, I'm a lady but only when I want to be. I'll take vodka down. Downtown to chinatown!

 

[pingouin]

I didn't want to give away your age 🙂

it's changing later this month, anyway

 

[EvoDevo]

guy must have forgotten his glasses. 😛

ok ok, let me stop before JLW slaps me. i'm just kidding j! 😍

"Dangerous is the path you tread, young padawan."

 

[Arsenic]

i have a 4 yr. old sister. okayyyy

😍

when shes 15 she'll think you're ancient.

 

[Nikki2002]

and i'm going right to sleep. need my beauty rest

 

[Anastasis]

My friends born in 84 are the same. Spring 1999 they finsihed 9th grade...

We're cool 😎

I was born in '82 (same as A-man I think) and graduate HS in 2000

 

[Beau Geste]

Weeee off to bed. I will sleep soundly tonite!

 

[deleted106503]

I was born in '82 (same as A-man I think) and graduate HS in 2000

So you were a senior when I was a freshman. 🙂

 

[Anastasis]

and i'm going right to sleep. need my beauty rest

Sweetie, if you get anymore beauty rest the world will not be able to handle your radiance.

Goodnight!

 

[Nikki2002]

😍

when shes 15 she'll think you're ancient.

when she's 15 i'll be in the freakin nursing home. gawd imagine how spoiled she'll be then....both of my bros wanna go into medicine as well

 

[deleted106503]

I can't believe people are leaving before 8k...

 

[Anastasis]

So you were a senior when I was a freshman. 🙂

Awww - so I'm not TOO much older than you.

 

[Arsenic]

I was born in '82 (same as A-man I think) and graduate HS in 2000

same and same

class of 2000! 😎

 

[Nikki2002]

Sweetie, if you get anymore beauty rest the world will not be able to handle your radiance.

Goodnight!

oh u make me blush--what an absolute sweetheart!! 😍 😍 goodnight

 

[pingouin]

"Dangerous is the path you tread, young padawan."

hey, Evo- he's clearly trying to use the TDM outside of TX state lines. can't you arrest him or something?

 

[Arsenic]

ok guys i have to be very serious student now and go to bed. sweet dreams😍

good luck tomorrow sweetie!

 

[deleted106503]

8k?

 

[MollyMalone]

Hi guys, been catching up. 🙂

The elusive 8K! Wooo!