Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[deleted106503]

Although I'll say I never cared for abs on myself or a girl for that matter. It looks weird and messed up. NOT normal.

 

[Beau Geste]

You have no idea how hard it is to get a 6 pack. Even with my crazy routine, it's nearly impossible. Although I never specifically focused on my abs, you could BARELY see it because of all the cardio.

Dude - it's not that hard. Drive over to the package store and they have TONS of 6-packs. Even some 12, 18, and 24-packs!!!!!!!

 

[RAD11]

James Franco on Tristan and Isolde was pretty hot. Never even noticed him before that movie. I like it when he squints.

 

[AWhitehair]

You have no idea how hard it is to get a 6 pack. Even with my crazy routine, it's nearly impossible. Although I never specifically focused on my abs, you could BARELY see it because of all the cardio.

Yes, it is very hard!!

 

[supernova33418]

and you?

 

[RAD11]

he's the actor for how to lose a guy in 10 days, yeah he was with me on a few chick flick first dates

Heath Ledger...also on Brokeback Mountain.

 

[Tanner82]

OMG...this is pathetic people!!! All we can come up with is scruffy looking presidents??? Yes...oooh yes let me go get my vibrator and take my ten in the bedroom.

we all know (guys) what you (women) use that vibrating razor for.... same thing all you women use it for, and for all of those who haven't got 1 yet, we know you do it without it...

such a myth that more men masturbate than women

 

[deleted106503]

Here's the question: Who is the best looking president on a bill?

My vote is for Hamilton on the $10.

Edit: Wow...that came off kinda gay but I was having this debate with the G/F

I can't even rememember waht the faces look like since I only use cc now. I know who is on it, but now what it looks like. My guess is Adriana Lima.

 

[AWhitehair]

I like Jackson on the twenty. Great hair.

 

[pingouin]

OMG...this is pathetic people!!! All we can come up with is scruffy looking presidents??? Yes...oooh yes let me go get my vibrator and take my ten in the bedroom.

quoting for posterity

 

[da_donut]

Dude - it's not that hard. Drive over to the package store and they have TONS of 6-packs. Even some 12, 18, and 24-packs!!!!!!!

 

[DrBowtie]

I like Jackson on the twenty. Great hair.

No way...He looks like a ghost from the Christmas Carol.

 

[supernova33418]

agreed its very hard

 

[AWhitehair]

we all know (guys) what you (women) use that vibrating razor for.... same thing all you women use it for, and for all of those who haven't got 1 yet, we know you do it without it...

such a myth that more men masturbate than women

Maybe...but guys do it a LOT more.

 

[RAD11]

I heard that Janet Jackson got one of her ribs removed to get that small waist. She has a six pack.

 

[deleted106503]

and you?

I still haven't eaten dinner, lol!

 

[supernova33418]

i have been out of touch with most things for the past yr

 

[pingouin]

*cues up Eye of the Tiger for sn's 1000th post*

 

[deleted106503]

Girls are as horny as guys, they just don't show it (or as often/public if they do).

 

[RAD11]

I don't know how she can gain so much weight then lose it so fast and manage to get a six pack.

 

[supernova33418]

wow neither have I

 

[deleted106503]

i have been out of touch with most things for the past yr

22 to go! DO IT, DO IT! (Starsky and Hutch 😀 ).

 

[supernova33418]

dont know what to have for dinner

 

[Tanner82]

Abe Lincoln on the 5... not the new one, its too blown up... the old school 5 from the chest up, very stoic

 

[deleted106503]

wow neither have I

But I'm not even feeling hungry. Maybe in 30 minutes?

 

[da_donut]

I don't know how she can gain so much weight then lose it so fast and manage to get a six pack.

lypo?

 

[supernova33418]

any suggsetions?

 

[AWhitehair]

Geez...I was just trying to settle a simple debate.

😉 I know you were

 

[supernova33418]

i may come offline in about that as well

 

[RAD11]

Girls are as horny as guys, they just don't show it (or as often/public if they do).

Maybe...maybe not.....guys are just more visual than girls.

 

[pingouin]

22 to go! DO IT, DO IT! (Starsky and Hutch 😀 ).

bitch, please. leave the dj-ing to Durden and I.

 

[deleted106503]

any suggsetions?

I already have stir fry in the fridge 🙂

 

[Beau Geste]

As a guy, I can admit Mathew Mconahay (sp) is hot

Only when he doesn't open his mouth. Total stoner.

I'm more of a Viggo (Vanishing Point!), Denzel (Any Denzel movie!), Ed Harris (Milk Money!), Daniel Day Lewis (Last of the Mohicans - haawwwwt!), and Ralph Fiennes (Mmmmmm) kind of girl.

 

[deleted106503]

bitch, please. leave the dj-ing to Durden and I.

Where is he? 🙁

 

[Tanner82]

Only when he doesn't open his mouth. Total stoner.

I'm more of a Viggo (Vanishing Point!), Denzel (Any Denzel movie!), Ed Harris (Milk Money!), Daniel Day Lewis (Last of the Mohicans - haawwwwt!), and Ralph Fiennes (Mmmmmm) kind of girl.

how could you not like him in you, me, and dupree

 

[RAD11]

lypo?

Probably..

 

[supernova33418]

quote frankl i dont have much of an appetite its the flu, it bites and i catch these so often

 

[AWhitehair]

Geesh people...I am closer than SN is.

 

[pingouin]

Only when he doesn't open his mouth. Total stoner.

I'm more of a Viggo (Vanishing Point!), Denzel (Any Denzel movie!), Ed Harris (Milk Money!), Daniel Day Lewis (Last of the Mohicans - haawwwwt!), and Ralph Fiennes (Mmmmmm) kind of girl.

nice choices

I still have to go with Michael Vartan

and for some reason- LL Cool J. he's fine.

 

[deleted106503]

Maybe...maybe not.....guys are just more visual than girls.

Funny joke this guy told me...he was at work and has a hot co-worker. They were crossing paths and he looked at her, eye to eye. Then scanned her by looking up and down and said "wow, have you put on weight." and kept walking! He had to go to her cubicle 5 mins later to tell her it was a joke. Pretty mean, but I lol'd.

 

[Beau Geste]

I heard that Janet Jackson got one of her ribs removed to get that small waist. She has a six pack.

No way. I vote for LIPO.....

dude, their whole family has a team of plastics on call!

 

[da_donut]

Geesh people...I am closer than SN is.

damn what a burn

 

[supernova33418]

quite* frankly* sorry for the typos

 

[RAD11]

Daniel Day Lewis (Last of the Mohicans - haawwwwt!)

👍

 

[Tanner82]

how could you not like him in you, me, and dupree

wow, look whose acting like a stoner now

 

[pingouin]

Where is he? 🙁

probably off reading Pride and Prejudice or something equally girly

 

[supernova33418]

yeah you are

 

[AWhitehair]

Looks like that Hurricane is going to hit FL now Williams.

 

[pingouin]

Geesh people...I am closer than SN is.

however, YOU did not ask to have music cued, and that is the rule

 

[Beau Geste]

nice choices

I still have to go with Michael Vartan

and for some reason- LL Cool J. he's fine.

Oh yeah! Both good choices!

I was so going to finish GA, but the threads getting hot now!