Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[Dr Durden]

Are you considering Hopkins?

I don't have enough of those humanities credits certain Randommes keep raving about. While I am making a few interesting forays into the liberal arts, I'm not seduced enough by Hopkins to take a suicidal senior courseload.

 

[Dr Durden]

👍

OK, but no scheduling around 12/10-ish, b/c I have cumulative finals on the same day and my culinary skills will be rendered temporarily unavailable.

Finals here around that date as well so no worries.

 

[deleted106503]

I don't have enough of those humanities credits certain Randommes keep raving about. While I am making a few interesting forays into the liberal arts, I'm not seduced enough by Hopkins to take a suicidal senior courseload.

What is this about humanities?

 

[Dr Durden]

ok, god she talks alot:

1)girl from honduras. Grew up in poverty. mother illegaly immigrated and sent money home to support the family. she had to drop out of skool. she also illegaly immigrated later. note: the tried the legal route many times. no luck
2)worked her ass off to learn english and make up for lost school time. improved over high school. in college now
3) some angry hondurian bitch got mad at her for not likeing her bf. called the cops and accused her of assulting her with a hammer. she spent 2 weeks in jail. couldnt afford a good lawyer. plead to a lesser charge (a few misdemeanors)
4)some flowery stuff about how shes volunteering here and there. saving the world. ummm husband is in 4th year med. doesnt know if having a criminal record (the misdemeanors) will affect med skool admissions. It will be 4yrs b4 the charges are expunged

Wow. Thanks for the hard work. Gold star for Q and now you too. 👍

 

[pingouin]

I don't have enough of those humanities credits certain Randommes keep raving about. While I am making a few interesting forays into the liberal arts, I'm not seduced enough by Hopkins to take a suicidal senior courseload.

I was a suicide hotline counselor for 3.5 years. Go ahead, take the classes. I'm listening.

 

[da_donut]

Wow. Thanks for the hard work. Gold star for Q and now you too. 👍

i feel so special

 

[pingouin]

Finals here around that date as well so no worries.

👍

 

[pingouin]

i feel so special

you ARE special.

and you're very unique. just like everybody else.

 

[beary]

I was a suicide hotline counselor for 3.5 years. Go ahead, take the classes. I'm listening.

Wow, I totally respect you for doing that. I couldn't do that at all.

 

[Dr Durden]

What is this about humanities?

They want 24 hours.

 

[pingouin]

Wow, I totally respect you for doing that. I couldn't do that at all.

first paid job post-grad school. totally fun. sometimes I miss it, but most of the time, notsomuch. 😳

 

[beary]

Well folks, I should move towards bed as well! Gotta be bright and perky for my big day!! Though I would be perky tomorrow if I didn't sleep a wink! 😉

Have a great night and day tomorrow everybody!

 

[pingouin]

although I have to say- excellent place for me to cut my teeth professionally. there are very few work-related crises that I can't handle or at least bluff my way through now. 👍

 

[da_donut]

you ARE special.

and you're very unique. just like everybody else.

lol

takes me back to elementary school. those were the days

 

[Dr Durden]

I was a suicide hotline counselor for 3.5 years. Go ahead, take the classes. I'm listening.

It is that time of night.

Who wants to live in the ghetto of Baltimore anyway? I'm satisfied with my school list as it is right now. Emory does have a worrisome 18 hour requirement, but if they show mercy with my 12 AP hours I should be set. They also have an intriguing clause about waiving certain requirements if you have a solid academic record and have been heavily involved in research.

 

[deleted106503]

They want 24 hours.

You nearly scared the **** out of me, lol. Social sciences, which includes econ, my major. 🙂

 

[Dr Durden]

Well folks, I should move towards bed as well! Gotta be bright and perky for my big day!! Though I would be perky tomorrow if I didn't sleep a wink! 😉

Have a great night and day tomorrow everybody!

Night!

 

[pingouin]

It is that time of night.

Who wants to live in the ghetto of Baltimore anyway? I'm satisfied with my school list as it is right now. Emory does have a worrisome 18 hour requirement, but if they show mercy with my 12 AP hours I should be set. They also have an intriguing clause about waiving certain requirements if you have a solid academic record and have been heavily involved in research.

bitch, please. I never worked there this time of night. we had enough crazy going on during the day!

 

[Dr Durden]

first paid job post-grad school. totally fun. sometimes I miss it, but most of the time, notsomuch. 😳

😕 But gold star for you too with such an intense job.

 

[da_donut]

anyone kno while the daily show is all reruns right now?

 

[pingouin]

and for the record, D, we covered most of the state, so I have to say- you've got some real winners over by your hometown.

 

[deleted106503]

anyone kno while the daily show is all reruns right now?

Maybe after party is still going on for the emmy?

 

[Dr Durden]

and for the record, D, we covered most of the state, so I have to say- you've got some real winners over by your hometown.

In the meth capitol of the US? I never would have guessed.

 

[deleted106503]

donut, you downloading the race?

 

[Dr Durden]

You nearly scared the **** out of me, lol. Social sciences, which includes econ, my major. 🙂

I shouldn't be answering these questions; these are more for your agent than publicist.

 

[pingouin]

😕 But gold star for you too with such an intense job.

only a small percentage of the callers were ACTUALLY suicidal. we had an actual list of frequent fliers and what to say/do when they called. sad but true- I got one of our FFs to admit to me that we were #1 on her speed dial.

and then there were the masturbaters........... god love'em. we're not a 900 line, doods.

 

[da_donut]

yea prolly

its still pretty funny. i havnt seen alot of the older ones so its cool

 

[pingouin]

I shouldn't be answering these questions; these are more for your agent than publicist.

yeah yeah, he's got all his ducks in a row, blah blah blah

the agent is getting sleepy

 

[Dr Durden]

only a small percentage of the callers were ACTUALLY suicidal. we had an actual list of frequent fliers and what to say/do when they called. sad but true- I got one of our FFs to admit to me that we were #1 on her speed dial.

and then there were the masturbaters........... god love'em. we're not a 900 line, doods.

But as an 800 number you were a hell of a lot cheaper.

 

[da_donut]

donut, you downloading the race?

no have less than 1GB left on the comp. i should open the external hd i got and start clearing some room

 

[pingouin]

In the meth capitol of the US? I never would have guessed.

anyone see the A&E special on meth use?

my house is 15 min from that county line

 

[UMP]

only a small percentage of the callers were ACTUALLY suicidal. we had an actual list of frequent fliers and what to say/do when they called. sad but true- I got one of our FFs to admit to me that we were #1 on her speed dial.

and then there were the masturbaters........... god love'em. we're not a 900 line, doods.

👍 a new kind of fetish i guess

 

[pingouin]

But as an 800 number you were a hell of a lot cheaper.

absolutely. one of them kept a (very naive and new to the field) coworker on the line with him for NINETY MINUTES

after we figured out what was going on we were like "PATTY! Do you KNOW what just HAPPENED?????????????"

 

[Dr Durden]

yeah yeah, he's got all his ducks in a row, blah blah blah

the agent is getting sleepy

So's the publicist. My post-whoring stamina is rapidly waning after that early sprint.

 

[beary]

only a small percentage of the callers were ACTUALLY suicidal. we had an actual list of frequent fliers and what to say/do when they called. sad but true- I got one of our FFs to admit to me that we were #1 on her speed dial.

Oh my gosh. What did they say when they call? Are they just super lonely or something?

*feels better about staying in path instead of psych*

 

[pingouin]

👍 a new kind of fetish i guess

apparently not uncommon to crisis lines we discovered.

one of our primary offenders set up all of his statements so that the only question left for us to ask was "And then what happened?" 🙄 He would try to disguise his voice as female, and always gave us a story about being gang-raped by a group of women.

Caller ID, dude. Caller ID. We know it's you. Stop it.

edit: actually, if memory serves, this is the guy who got 90 minutes of free phone sex from my coworker

 

[Dr Durden]

^

 

[pingouin]

So's the publicist. My post-whoring stamina is rapidly waning after that early sprint.

shall we to bed, then?

separately, of course

 

[deleted106503]

👍 a new kind of fetish i guess

I wonder if the any of jlw's co-workers enjoyed it, too...👍

 

[Dr Durden]

shall we to bed, then?

separately, of course

Agreed. Night Randomites!

 

[beary]

apparently not uncommon to crisis lines we discovered.

one of our primary offenders set up all of his statements so that the only question left for us to ask was "And then what happened?" 🙄 He would try to disguise his voice as female, and always gave us a story about being gang-raped by a group of women.

Caller ID, dude. Caller ID. We know it's you. Stop it.

Can you just hang up? I mean, basically say, "We know it is you and you have done this before. Bye." That is what I would do. 😀

 

[pingouin]

I wonder if the any of jlw's co-workers enjoyed it, too...👍

ew

 

[UMP]

apparently not uncommon to crisis lines we discovered.

one of our primary offenders set up all of his statements so that the only question left for us to ask was "And then what happened?" 🙄 He would try to disguise his voice as female, and always gave us a story about being gang-raped by a group of women.

Caller ID, dude. Caller ID. We know it's you. Stop it.

edit: actually, if memory serves, this is the guy who got 90 minutes of free phone sex from my coworker

i wonder what exactly turns people on about this

 

[deleted106503]

no have less than 1GB left on the comp. i should open the external hd i got and start clearing some room

Dude, I wish I had 250gb right, damn. The download is 65% done, 11 hours so far. I guess I have to leave my laptop on overnight again. This thing heats up the room badly.

 

[deleted106503]

Agreed. Night Randomites!

night!

 

[deleted106503]

We had a good talk about Nickelodeon. Good times. 👍

 

[UMP]

Agreed. Night Randomites!

good night!

 

[deleted106503]

To canuck and jlw: BICYCLE

That is all. Good night!

 

[pingouin]

Can you just hang up? I mean, basically say, "We know it is you and you have done this before. Bye." That is what I would do. 😀

well, one night my "Bitch, please" friend said to him "WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW?????????" and he hung up on her.

and he used to call us on the KC line and tell us he was there, but his # was in the Chicago area, so I called him out on that a few times and he'd hang up immediately.

and if you'd go to "oh I'm sorry those things happened, but how are you feeling about that? any thoughts of wanting to hurt/kill yourself?" he'd hang up...

so basically, if you interrupted his story/pattern.. he didn't like it so much 😉

 

[UMP]

Well folks, I should move towards bed as well! Gotta be bright and perky for my big day!! Though I would be perky tomorrow if I didn't sleep a wink! 😉

Have a great night and day tomorrow everybody!

good night!