Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[pingouin]

No, but then again, I'm one of the "damn kids these days" on the thread.

Apparently Will gets mistaken for Jesus.

does he have Birkenstocks? 😕 😛

 

[Dr. Pepper]

My friend who makes me look like an idiot child gets mistake for Jesus all the time.

I offered to pay him 50 bucks to get dressed up in a sheet and walk into a showing of the Passion of the Christ and say, "thanks for coming to see my movie, folks."

Mel Gibson would have personally flown there and said:

"Jesus, get the hell away. This is my movie, mine!"
-Dr. P.

 

[Anastasis]

My friend who makes me look like an idiot child gets mistake for Jesus all the time.

I offered to pay him 50 bucks to get dressed up in a sheet and walk into a showing of the Passion of the Christ and say, "thanks for coming to see my movie, folks."

Okay now for the women: How many of you like men better with facial hair?

My friend is saying no guys do it because women don't like it but I love love love facial hair. I think he's just wrong.

 

[pingouin]

My friend who makes me look like an idiot child gets mistake for Jesus all the time.

I offered to pay him 50 bucks to get dressed up in a sheet and walk into a showing of the Passion of the Christ and say, "thanks for coming to see my movie, folks."

well DID he?

 

[mshheaddoc]

Okay, that really made me laugh out loud.

did you snort? 😀

 

[Anastasis]

well DID he?

No, I think his exact answer was, "I value my balls, thanks."

 

[RAD11]

Okay now for the women: How many of you like men better with facial hair?

My friend is saying no guys do it because women don't like it but I love love love facial hair. I think he's just wrong.

I like it better when my husband shaves.

 

[Dr Durden]

No, I think his exact answer was, "I value my balls, thanks."

More than $50 apparently.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Okay now for the women: How many of you like men better with facial hair?

My friend is saying no guys do it because women don't like it but I love love love facial hair. I think he's just wrong.

I think it's true that the majority of women don't like it. They might like it for a day to look "rugged" but after a while, they tend to think of it as just a guy being lazy, which is very true.

Probably the only compliment I got about my beard (when I had one, and I think the word beard is exaggerated) was from a girl who said it made me look manly.

You would think the adam's apple would be the big tip-off, but nope, it was the beard.
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

I like it better when my husband shaves.

This doesn't sound right.

 

[deleted106503]

I think it's true that the majority of women don't like it. They might like it for a day to look "rugged" but after a while, they tend to think of it as just a guy being lazy, which is very true.

Probably the only compliment I got about my beard (when I had one, and I think the word beard is exaggerated) was from a girl who said it made me look manly.

You would think the adam's apple would be the big tip-off, but nope, it was the beard.
-Dr. P.

I would look so weird if I had no facial hair. I'm guessing 15 years old if that happened. For interviews, I'll probably just have a small goatee...

 

[oxeye]

Man, it would suck to have a hairy face!

Yeah, women are supposed to shave their legs but at least if you want to let it go for a few weeks you can just wear pants. 😉

 

[RAD11]

I think it's true that the majority of women don't like it. They might like it for a day to look "rugged" but after a while, they tend to think of it as just a guy being lazy, which is very true.

Probably the only compliment I got about my beard (when I had one, and I think the word beard is exaggerated) was from a girl who said it made me look manly.

You would think the adam's apple would be the big tip-off, but nope, it was the beard.
-Dr. P.

Yeah I like it once in a while but not all the time. I like the clean look....but I guess it depends on the guy.

 

[pingouin]

No, I think his exact answer was, "I value my balls, thanks."

what a wimp 😀

 

[Dr. Pepper]

This doesn't sound right.

You just opened a can of disgusting worms in my head.

speaking of that, I was doing laundry on me and this huge bug just jumped from the wall onto my shirt....took me 10 seconds to get it off. My friend said it looked like I was on fire.
-Dr. P.

P.S.: I will proudly say that I did not scream.

 

[RAD11]

This doesn't sound right.

What are you thinking of? 🙄

 

[oxeye]

did you snort? 😀

Not this time. I do snort when I laugh sometimes, though. :snort:

 

[deleted106503]

You just opened a can of disgusting worms in my head.

speaking of that, I was doing laundry on me and this huge bug just jumped from the wall onto my shirt....took me 10 seconds to get it off. My friend said it looked like I was on fire.
-Dr. P.

P.S.: I will proudly say that I did not scream.

I was talking about that commercial where the lady's hands are rubbing the guy's face and he's getting a hard-on or something, which is seriously stupid. 😕 What are YOU talking about?

Edit: It was for aftershave or something ad...

 

[Dr Durden]

What are you thinking of? 🙄

*cues Man, I Feel Like a Woman*

 

[pingouin]

You just opened a can of disgusting worms in my head.

speaking of that, I was doing laundry on me and this huge bug just jumped from the wall onto my shirt....took me 10 seconds to get it off. My friend said it looked like I was on fire.
-Dr. P.

P.S.: I will proudly say that I did not scream.

^this post is worthless without video 😀

 

[Anastasis]

Man, it would suck to have a hairy face!

Yeah, women are supposed to shave their legs but at least if you want to let it go for a few weeks you can just wear pants. 😉

I'm a swimmer - I so couldn't do that even if I wanted.

BTW, down 2 pounds from last Wed. 😱

 

[Dr. Pepper]

I would look so weird if I had no facial hair. I'm guessing 15 years old if that happened. For interviews, I'll probably just have a small goatee...

When I was 15 I thought facial hair was awesome so I grew mine out completely.

Then my brother and I went to eat (he was 19 at the time) and then the waitress told me about their wide assortment of beers. My brother thought she was talking to him and then she said, if you want a beer I'm going to have to see your ID.

He didn't shave for weeks after that.
-Dr. P.

 

[pingouin]

*cues Man, I Feel Like a Woman*

👍 good call

 

[deleted106503]

What are you thinking of? 🙄

It would be weird if all you did was rub your man's face like that commercial I'm talking about. I cannot see how that would be fun.

 

[oxeye]

What are you thinking of? 🙄

maybe Elmo with a husband?

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Since Ana did it, I'll do it too:

Polls for guys: Do you think nail polish is gross?

I don't know why, but I do. I like them clean and white (or maybe that one where they have white tips, whatever they call it).
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

When I was 15 I thought facial hair was awesome so I grew mine out completely.

Then my brother and I went to eat (he was 19 at the time) and then the waitress told me about their wide assortment of beers. My brother thought she was talking to him and then she said, if you want a beer I'm going to have to see your ID.

He didn't shave for weeks after that.
-Dr. P.

LOL! I was always offered, but declined. I grew my full beard out one time for almost 2 months. It was HUGE. I'd get a lot of foodstuffs in there. Including milk for breakfast.

 

[pingouin]

btw, PSA for all the Random males:

if you're not already aware, Scarlett's on Jay tonight. turn on the TVs and keep your hands where we can see them.

 

[RAD11]

maybe Elmo with a husband?

omg LMFAO!!!!!!

 

[pingouin]

LOL! I was always offered, but declined. I grew my full beard out one time for almost 2 months. It was HUGE. I'd get a lot of foodstuffs in there. Including milk for breakfast.

ew

 

[deleted106503]

Since Ana did it, I'll do it too:

Polls for guys: Do you think nail polish is gross?

I don't know why, but I do. I like them clean and white (or maybe that one where they have white tips, whatever they call it).
-Dr. P.

I don't really care that much actually. I can't form an opinion.

I'll start one.

Polls for guys: Are you sick of all the tampon commercial?

Chalk up a big yes for me.

 

[Anastasis]

Since Ana did it, I'll do it too:

Polls for guys: Do you think nail polish is gross?

I don't know why, but I do. I like them clean and white (or maybe that one where they have white tips, whatever they call it).
-Dr. P.

French Manicure. That's the only thing I ever do to my nails - though not right now because they would die in Organic Lab.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

^this post is worthless without video 😀

What was even funnier was my reaction.

This happened when I was putting stuff in the washer, and I refuse to leave the laundry room for fear that someone will steal my clothes (which has happened to a friend of mine), so I read a book.

Every 5 minutes though, I would just make a sudden movement because I thought I felt a bug. I looked "possessed" according to said friend.
-Dr. P.

 

[RAD11]

. It was HUGE. I'd get a lot of foodstuffs in there. Including milk for breakfast.

Eww that's is gross!!!!

 

[deleted106503]

LMAO! Scarlett Johansson is about to be on The Tonight Show now (she was on the Late Show lastnight). Damn, she traveled back out West so soon.

 

[Anastasis]

LOL! I was always offered, but declined. I grew my full beard out one time for almost 2 months. It was HUGE. I'd get a lot of foodstuffs in there. Including milk for breakfast.

Okay I like facial hair, but that's just nasty.

 

[Anastasis]

I'm done. Goodnight Kiddos!! Don't stay up too late! 😀

 

[Dr. Pepper]

I don't really care that much actually. I can't form an opinion.

I'll start one.

Polls for guys: Are you sick of all the tampon commercial?

Chalk up a big yes for me.

I'm not sick of them, I just don't see the purpose.

Why the hell do you need advertising for that? Do women need to be reminded or something?
-Dr. P.

 

[pingouin]

What was even funnier was my reaction.

This happened when I was putting stuff in the washer, and I refuse to leave the laundry room for fear that someone will steal my clothes (which has happened to a friend of mine), so I read a book.

Every 5 minutes though, I would just make a sudden movement because I thought I felt a bug. I looked "possessed" according to said friend.
-Dr. P.

hmmmmm... paranoia... tactile hallucinations.....

 

[deleted106503]

ew

Yea...now it's not possible. My beard is SHORT. You can see the skin now. I used a number 1 trimmer (I think 1/8"?).

 

[pingouin]

LMAO! Scarlett Johansson is about to be on The Tonight Show now (she was on the Late Show lastnight). Damn, she traveled back out West so soon.

helllloooooo... I just posted a PSA for y'all about this......

 

[Dr Durden]

Nails: Glitter is childish and excessive length is worse than polish.

Tampons: I'm just glad I don't have to worry about that.

 

[deleted106503]

Eww that's is gross!!!!

Hehehehe

 

[Dr Durden]

helllloooooo... I just posted a PSA for y'all about this......

And we thank you for it!

 

[pingouin]

I'm done. Goodnight Kiddos!! Don't stay up too late! 😀

'night, Ana!

 

[RAD11]

Also for you random males.....Jessica Beil is on Letterman

 

[deleted106503]

helllloooooo... I just posted a PSA for y'all about this......

I saw it after I posted. I'm sorry 🙁

 

[oxeye]

Nails: Glitter is childish and excessive length is worse than polish.

Tampons: I'm just glad I don't have to worry about that.

No tampons here. 😀 I love breastfeeding .... 13 months and counting!!!

 

[Dr Durden]

I'm done. Goodnight Kiddos!! Don't stay up too late! 😀

Goodnight twin! 😍

 

[RAD11]

Night Ana!