Random non-MCAT and only peripherally related to the MCAT thread - Part 5

[MollyMalone]

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's the thread!

Not sure what the Random thread is all about? Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

It's basically a restaurant. That serves breaststicks. And lots of cute fruit and veggies. And is patronized by a HO. And Tucker Carlson. Vin Diesel, too. Lots of race car drivers eat here, as well. We're very well respected by the Amish... one girl in particular is here almost all the time.

The food is great if you're low on iron. It's not on the menu, but you can ask about the special secret garlic cure home recipe. One of the hostesses often makes weather predictions, but she's not always around. I think she has another job with the government. Or a government. Something like that. One of the other hostesses says "Bitch, please," a lot, but she's joking... don't take it personally.

Forget anything you've heard about the girl who died here from arsenic poisoning. That was a long time ago, and she's still alive, anyway... just busy so she doesn't come in as much. Besides, a little arsenic adds a lot of flavor to just about any dish.

Pretty flowers by the entrance, hey? Lilis, they are. Beautiful. And the music is totally hopping... we have our very own DJ. Looks a little like Brad Pitt.

I guess that's pretty much all you need to know. I'm usually in the corner booth over there drinking a nice glass of wine. You're welcome to join me, anytime. We're open 24/7.


Congratulations to everyone who made Part 4 such a kickass thread!!!

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And thank you to the ever generous, intelligent, lovely, and kind Nichole, who let me start the thread even though she won the last one. 🙂

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Nails: Glitter is childish and excessive length is worse than polish.

Tampons: I'm just glad I don't have to worry about that.

* high fives Durden.
-Dr. P.

 

[pingouin]

Nails: Glitter is childish and excessive length is worse than polish.

Tampons: I'm just glad I don't have to worry about that.

I just undid my pedicure last night b/c I was sick of the color.

And yes, you should be glad you don't have to worry about that. All of you should.

 

[deleted106503]

Also for you random males.....Jessica Beil is on Letterman

WTF!!! I need two TVs!

All kidding aside, I do have 2 TVs in my room. Only 1 connected.

Jessica Beil has an amazing body. It's the perfect "fit" body type, but I do like me some hourglass child-bearing woman. 🙂

 

[RAD11]

I swear I wish guys would get montly periods so they can experience how much of a pain in the a$$ it is.

 

[Dr Durden]

Also for you random males.....Jessica Beil is on Letterman

btw, PSA for all the Random males:

if you're not already aware, Scarlett's on Jay tonight. turn on the TVs and keep your hands where we can see them.

It's going to be a good night Will and P. 👍

 

[deleted106503]

* high fives Durden.
-Dr. P.

Agreed. It's too much for me to begin to understand.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Scarlett: 👍

Jessica Biel: 👎

Not sure why.
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

I swear I wish guys would get montly periods so they can experience how much of a pain in the a$$ it is.

You can stop periods, you know. You need your body fat % down to VERY low amounts. It's possible. I know a girl who's 22 and has had three periods.

 

[oxeye]

I swear I wish guys would get montly periods so they can experience how much of a pain in the a$$ it is.

It sucks. Worst part of being a girl.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

I swear I wish guys would get montly periods so they can experience how much of a pain in the a$$ it is.

I'd imagine it'd be a pain somewhere else.

/perverted joke
-Dr. P.

 

[pingouin]

I swear I wish guys would get montly periods so they can experience how much of a pain in the a$$ it is.

solidarity, sister

 

[RAD11]

You can stop periods, you know. You need your body fat % down to VERY low amounts. It's possible. I know a girl who's 22 and has had three periods.

That is so abnormal, though.

 

[oxeye]

You can stop periods, you know. You need your body fat % down to VERY low amounts. It's possible. I know a girl who's 22 and has had three periods.

Yeah, that's healthy. 😉

You can just take continuous birth control pills too. I'd soooooo do that if I could.

 

[deleted106503]

Scarlett: 👍

Jessica Biel: 👎

Not sure why.
-Dr. P.

I think both are very hot and almost exactly opposite looks wise. Like I was saying, Scarlett is the hot child-bearing hip one. Biel is the hot fit one. 👍 I can't believe you'd turn either one of them down. (shakes head)

 

[pingouin]

You can stop periods, you know. You need your body fat % down to VERY low amounts. It's possible. I know a girl who's 22 and has had three periods.

do I need to knock you upside the head for this statement, or are you going to recant?

 

[Dr Durden]

I'd imagine it'd be a pain somewhere else.

/perverted joke
-Dr. P.

I was debating whether I should quip something along those lines myself.

 

[RAD11]

I'd imagine it'd be a pain somewhere else.

/perverted joke
-Dr. P.

Oh lordie.....where is this thread going to

 

[deleted106503]

I'd imagine it'd be a pain somewhere else.

/perverted joke
-Dr. P.

I heard kidney stones are worse than giving birth and a guy will always experience more pain in that than a woman given the same size stone...

 

[Dr. Pepper]

I remember in 8th grade one of my friends openly tried to lecture me on her period.

Luckily, I left after she explained that it had nothing to do with punctuation.
-Dr. P.

 

[Dr Durden]

It sucks. Worst part of being a girl.

Are breasticks adequate compensation?

 

[oxeye]

Oh lordie.....where is this thread going to

It's a pain the uterus. 😉

 

[RAD11]

They have that pill where you only get periods 4x/year....i forget the name, though.

 

[deleted106503]

do I need to knock you upside the head for this statement, or are you going to recant?

But it's true 😳

 

[Dr. Pepper]

I was debating whether I should quip something along those lines myself.

Perverted (I mean great) minds think alike.
-Dr. P.

P.S.: But seriously, that one about the 12 year old was really disturbing.

 

[pingouin]

Are breasticks adequate compensation?

didn't we already talk about how breaststicks ain't always what they're cracked up to be?

 

[deleted106503]

I remember in 8th grade one of my friends openly tried to lecture me on her period.

Luckily, I left after she explained that it had nothing to do with punctuation.
-Dr. P.

LOL

 

[Dr Durden]

They have that pill where you only get periods 4x/year....i forget the name, though.

That seems kinda odd and unnatural. Is this something women would seriously consider taking?

 

[oxeye]

I heard kidney stones are worse than giving birth and a guy will always experience more pain in that than a woman given the same size stone...

Kidney stones are comparable in painto giving birth (yes, I've done both).

And I don't buy the "it hurts more for men" crap. How do they know? I think women are just made to tolerate pain better than men. 😉

😛uts on flame suit to protect self from male randomites:

 

[oxeye]

They have that pill where you only get periods 4x/year....i forget the name, though.

Seasonale. But you can do the same thing with any monophasic pill.

 

[pingouin]

But it's true 😳

*looks online for plane ticket to FL*

*looks online for sporting goods stores in FL which sell quality baseball bats*

 

[pingouin]

They have that pill where you only get periods 4x/year....i forget the name, though.

Seasonale

 

[deleted106503]

Kidney stones are comparable in painto giving birth (yes, I've done both).

And I don't buy the "it hurts more for men" crap. How do they know? I think women are just made to tolerate pain better than men. 😉

😛uts on flame suit to protect self from male randomites:

Urethra is longer.

 

[Dr Durden]

😛uts on flame suit to protect self from male randomites:

I'll let this slide due to the earlier PSAs from the Randommes.

 

[oxeye]

Are breasticks adequate compensation?

LMAO, no!! I hate breaststicks. I want mine reduced.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

They have that pill where you only get periods 4x/year....i forget the name, though.

There was this absolutely horrible birth control pill commercial I saw about a week ago.

4 girls are at a bar, and one just lectures on and on for like 2 minutes about this new birth control pill, the side effects, the CHEMICALS in the thing and the other 3 are nodding like bobble-head dolls.
-Dr. P.

 

[RAD11]

I think women are just made to tolerate pain better than men. 😉

omg this is sooooooo true....!!!!!

 

[beary]

helllloooooo... I just posted a PSA for y'all about this......

I read this as "prostate specific antigen." Had to think about it for a good 2-3 minutes to figure out what you meant.

Good thing I'm on vacation, huh? 😉

 

[RAD11]

Seasonale

Yes!

 

[deleted106503]

*looks online for plane ticket to FL*

*looks online for sporting goods stores in FL which sell quality baseball bats*

Oh...so you won't give me the joy of getting hit with a game used McGwire bat? Please? 😳

 

[deleted106503]

Yes!

It's not bicentennial?

 

[oxeye]

That seems kinda odd and unnatural. Is this something women would seriously consider taking?

Not actually that odd or unnatural when you consider the fact that women are designed to be either pregnant or nursing for the vast majority of their reproductive years. That would result in far fewer periods than we experience now with the invention of effective birth control methods.

 

[Dr Durden]

Oh...so you won't give me the joy of getting hit with a game used McGwire bat? Please? 😳

Oh lord. Let's go back to discussing tampons as opposed to Cardinals baseball.

 

[beary]

You can stop periods, you know. You need your body fat % down to VERY low amounts. It's possible. I know a girl who's 22 and has had three periods.

OK, I'll get right on that. 🙄

 

[RAD11]

I think you guys would probably enjoy watching Leno better than Letterman.....just guessing based on how the girls are dressed, lol.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Years ago, I read an editorial article where a woman claimed that every month, a woman should be able to kick a guy square in the nuts JUST so they could experience what women go through.

No thank you. 😀
-Dr. P.

 

[deleted106503]

Oh lord. Let's go back to discussing tampons as opposed to Cardinals baseball.

What?! You don't like Cardinals baseball?!?! 😡

 

[oxeye]

Urethra is longer.

Passing it through the urethra part isn't what is painful - it's the passing the stone through the ureter that kills you. I don't think there's a huge difference between male and female ureters.

 

[pingouin]

Oh...so you won't give me the joy of getting hit with a game used McGwire bat? Please? 😳

well I'd have to drive down to do that, and I don't have that kind of time. plus gas is expensive. I don't care who used the bat first, they ain't letting any mother******* bats on a mother******* plane

 

[deleted106503]

I think you guys would probably enjoy watching Leno better than Letterman.....just guessing based on how the girls are dressed, lol.

Scarlett does look better tonight...you guessed right. 😎

 

[Dr Durden]

Not actually that odd or unnatural when you consider the fact that women are designed to be either pregnant or nursing for the vast majority of their reproductive years. That would result in far fewer periods than we experience now with the invention of effective birth control methods.

It just seems like the pill should ideally stop the cycles completely as opposed to simply stretching out their duration.