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Abney said:
the female hyena clitoris looks just like the males' penis and houses the birthing canal. Parturition is so painful for then it is estimated up to 25% of first time mothers die. And even if they don't die a large portion of them go into convulsive seizures from the pain. So. There.
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:ninja::lame::whoa:😏:eyebrow::wow:😱
 
Abney said:
LMAO!! I learned all about them because of the baby we just had born at the zoo. And mama died.
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Is there some sort of evolutionary constraint or something? Why hasn't this been fixed? 😱
 
Abney said:
the female hyena clitoris looks just like the males' penis and houses the birthing canal. Parturition is so painful for then it is estimated up to 25% of first time mothers die. And even if they don't die a large portion of them go into convulsive seizures from the pain. So. There.
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In a somewhat related note, hyenas outperform primates in cooperative problem-solving. And female hyenas are the **** in their society.
 
Emiloo4 said:
Is there some sort of evolutionary constraint or something? Why hasn't this been fixed? 😱
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The females are the alphas and are therefore bigger, more muscly. They have high levels of androgen and it makes them more masculine. I really don't know why they give birth out their clitoris. You'd think that it would evolve out.
 
Abney said:
The females are the alphas and are therefore bigger, more muscly. They have high levels of androgen and it makes them more masculine. I really don't know why they give birth out their clitoris. You'd think that it would evolve out.
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Clit birth would effing BLOW! 😱
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Abney said:
The females are the alphas and are therefore bigger, more muscly. They have high levels of androgen and it makes them more masculine. I really don't know why they give birth out their clitoris. You'd think that it would evolve out.
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You sure it's actually through the clitoris? Unless they're embryologically really different from humans, that doesn't make much sense.

The clitoris is embryologically equivalent to the penis, the labia are equivalent to the scrotum, so if a guy were to have a vagina, it would open into the scrotum.

We can always ask JDH about how it works for him. :meanie:
 
johnnydrama said:
You sure it's actually through the clitoris? Unless they're embryologically really different from humans, that doesn't make much sense.

The clitoris is embryologically equivalent to the penis, the labia are equivalent to the scrotum, so if a guy were to have a vagina, it would open into the scrotum.

We can always ask JDH about how it works for him. :meanie:
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Everything I have read on them confirms that it is indeed through the clitoris. :wtf: I know.....
 
johnnydrama said:
You sure it's actually through the clitoris? Unless they're embryologically really different from humans, that doesn't make much sense.

The clitoris is embryologically equivalent to the penis, the labia are equivalent to the scrotum, so if a guy were to have a vagina, it would open into the scrotum.

We can always ask JDH about how it works for him. :meanie:
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The internet sadly (or maybe for the better?) doesn't seem to have a better picture than that on quick search.
 
johnnydrama said:
You sure it's actually through the clitoris? Unless they're embryologically really different from humans, that doesn't make much sense.
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Yes, it is through the clitoris - more specifically the urogenital canal which runs through the clitoris (which is basically a pseudo-penis) , There is not an external vaginal opening and the labia are fused. For copulation the male has to get the penis into the clitoris. It is apparently not so easy. We actually watched a video of this in repro, haha.
 
oreo cookie fluff, best. thing. ever!!!
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Ingredients
1 small box White Chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups milk
1 small tub Cool Whip
24 OREOS, crushed
2 cups mini marshmallows
Instructions
In a large bowl whisk together the pudding mix and milk for 2 minutes.
Add Cool Whip, OREOS and marshmallows, stir well.
Refrigerate until ready to serve.

made this yesterday, soooo tasty!! wish (am very glad we don't) we had this stuff available in grenada! i've been eating cinnamon graham crackers with it 😍
 
Emiloo4 said:
Way to change subjects like a BOSS, Jmo!
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:laugh: i just had to share this deliciousness! it is amazing (and rather dangerous!) i was actually thinking about you studying (snack time!) when i posted this!

i took an animal behavior class during undergrad - we learned all about the hyenas and saw a video. crazy stuff!
 
jmo1012 said:
:laugh: i just had to share this deliciousness! it is amazing (and rather dangerous!) i was actually thinking about you studying (snack time!) when i posted this!

i took an animal behavior class during undergrad - we learned all about the hyenas and saw a video. crazy stuff!
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Bedtime now, studying resumes in 7 hours 😀. What do you eat it with? A spoon? Or is it like a dip?
I saw a recipe for Dunkaroos dip on pinterest the other day 😱 Today is like throw back Tuesday on SDN apparently 🙄
 
jmo1012 said:
👍 or more cookies :meanie: mmmm cookies!

i saw the dunkaroos one too. i wanna find actual dunkaroos and eat them! i<3 pinterest
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That's what I was thinking. Dunk some Oreos in it 😀
 
I got my hair cut way shorter than it used to be right before I left for Ireland. The other day I was showing my coworkers here a picture from when I was in school and they were all "your hair was long!" It was weird, I expect it more the other way (like when I see my friends again in September :meanie:)
 
equineconstant said:
I got my hair cut way shorter than it used to be right before I left for Ireland. The other day I was showing my coworkers here a picture from when I was in school and they were all "your hair was long!" It was weird, I expect it more the other way (like when I see my friends again in September :meanie:)
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I go through phases with hair. I have had my hair above my shoulders for a year now and I feel like growing it out. Before I had cut my hair short I had grown it out for two years.
 
wldlfstdnt said:
I go through phases with hair. I have had my hair above my shoulders for a year now and I feel like growing it out. Before I had cut my hair short I had grown it out for two years.
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I like my hair long, in general. I just decided it would be fun to mess with my friends and do something really different.
 
I have tears ROLLING down my face and now my co-workers are cracking up too. Holy Shiz I can't stop doing the uncontrollable laugh thing. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
I mean, I know I'm slightly study delirious right now, but it's still hysterical. I can't wait for Devyn to see them :laugh:
 
Emiloo4 said:
I have tears ROLLING down my face and now my co-workers are cracking up too. Holy Shiz I can't stop doing the uncontrollable laugh thing. :laugh::laugh::laugh:
I mean, I know I'm slightly study delirious right now, but it's still hysterical. I can't wait for Devyn to see them :laugh:
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👍👍👍👍👍
 
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