Albert Einstein is in NY thats up north. UCLA is in california...somewhere, its warm. U of rochester is in Minn. Its cold. Loyola has a nice cafeteria. USF-tampa is in florida, also warm. Jefferson is named after a former president, I think he's on the ten dollar bill, good looking guy. UIC is the non-metro version of UIC-metro and vice versa. BU is like MGH junior college. Rush is okay. fairfax is slightly better and louisville is spelled much different than it is pronounced, so...heads up on that. UT southwestern is kinda to the south and west. St. Lukes is a holy good place kinda religious. MUSC, nothing wrong with that.
If I was gonna rank them it would be:
1. Rush
2. BU
3. Albert Einstein
4. Loyola
5. UIC
6. UIC-metro
7. MUSC
8. Louisville
9. Fairfax
10 St. Lukes
11.UT Southwestern
12. UCLA
North Shore-LIJ - I wouldn't rank, call rooms smell like cabbage
U of Rochester - Ditto the not ranking. Too cold.
Jefferson - wouldnt rank, don't like the buildings
USF-tampa - Afraid of alligators, my personal problem so you can go ahead and rank it.
Hope this helps, since it seems you have put a lot of thought into it allready and are leaving it up to complete strangers to make a rank list for you (despite the fact that we all have individual preferences and types of people that we get along with). Good luck.
(Yes, I do have a LOT of free time on my hands).