Originally posted by group_theory
1. PCOM has a 110% first time pass rate
2. All their MS-IV students are placed in either neurology, dermatology, orthopedics, or ENT residencies (some against their will)
3. Elective Rotation at Star Fleet Medical
4. Dorm rooms are located at the Hilton, Sheraton, Adams Mark Hotel, etc.
5. Between lectures, a full service massage is available, complements of the Osteopathic Manipulation Department
6. PCOM employs the use of English Soccer Holligans to roam the country and "talk" to people who believe that their school is better than PCOM
7. All first year students are taught "anything you can do, I can do better" song
8. Mandatory 2 hour nap time in the afternoon
9. PCOM med students groupies
10. All 3rd year students get a "BE-AN-ATTENDING-FOR-A-DAY" ticket to all major hospitals in the Eastern Sea Board"