On joint aspiration, bacteria are not seen.
What would be seen?
20,000 polys, no organisms, no crystals
http://medicaleducationonline.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/rheum/rheum1.html for an overview of joint disease. Free video
http://medicaleducationonline.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/rheum/rheum5.html details of monoarticular disease. Free video
Both are designed for Step 2 / Shelves, but they might help put the content into context for you.
What you're looking for here is the difference between an inflammatory joint, an arthritic joint, and a septic joint.
Septic joint (mega-inflammatory joint):
- ****TON of polys (>50,000)
- bacteria
Inflammatory Joint (Reactive arthritis, for example, if there is an effusion that can be tapped)
- Lots of poly (>normal, <25,000
- No bacteria
Crystal joint (is technically an inflammatory joint, but there are crystals)
- Lots of polys (>normal, <25,000)
- No bacteria
- Crystals (gout vs pseudogout)
Arthritic joint
- No polys
- No bacteria
- No crystals
- probably should not have tapped in the first place....
Of course these numbers are not absolute. Of course there is variability on presentation. But what you're getting at is "there is a swollen joint that is hot, red, and tender. I know Im supposed to tap it, because FA tells me to tap all swollen joints... what do I expect to find if...?" And the clear cut cases the USMLE will give you on Step 1 and Step 2, are the things listed above. Hope that helps.