recent developments in child psych

[BabyPsychDoc]

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[Anasazi23]

I always say to my colleagues that I'm very glad there was no child psych hospital withing striking distance of me and my youthful spirit. I'm convinced that if I pulled the pranks that I did closer to one of these institutions, I would have a (+) admit history in my H&P.

Very funny.

 

[coked out]

No psychiatrist should think that's funny, because it's a very direct (and very accurate) dig at the psychiatric establishment. They're dissing you.

 

[Hurricane]

Looks like someone has Satire Processing Disorder 😉

I always say to my colleagues that I'm very glad there was no child psych hospital withing striking distance of me and my youthful spirit. I'm convinced that if I pulled the pranks that I did closer to one of these institutions, I would have a (+) admit history in my H&P.

Agreed. Sometimes in team meetings when people are discussing whether to call CPS, I think it's a good thing there was never a team meeting about all the hijinks between my brother and me. It's a wonder we didn't both end up with psych admits and/or spinal cord injuries.

 

[swanny]

I have a similar article in my files from ~20 years ago-entitled "The Etiology and Treatment of Childhood" by Jordan Smoller, MD and published in the prestigious Journal of Polymorphous Perversity. Clinical features of childhood included short stature and legume anorexia...

 

[Demosthenes]

I have a similar article in my files from ~20 years ago-entitled "The Etiology and Treatment of Childhood" by Jordan Smoller, MD and published in the prestigious Journal of Polymorphous Perversity. Clinical features of childhood included short stature and legume anorexia...

OMG!!! I LOVED The Journal of Polymorphous Perversity!!! There was another, too -- irreproducible results, maybe? But JPP was the best -- and no one ever seems to have heard of them.

You are now my hero.