I had a lab once that could have used some risperdal. And I'm pretty sure my cat's borderline.
Are we allowed to prescribe this? Or do you have to have a vet's license?
I'm pretty sure you could just buy a stash of it from 1-800-Pet-Meds and give it out to your uninsured patients instead of pharma samples.
That is, until someone found out you were giving non-pharmaceutical-grade medications to humans. After which, you'd lose your license and be reduced to giving psychotherapy (though you'd have to call it "life coaching" i think to avoid further prosecution) to antisocial Rottweilers at the local shelter, just to make ends meet.