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Say It Ain't So Chuck

Discussion in 'Emergency Medicine' started by docB, May 17, 2007.

  1. docB

    docB Chronically painful
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    This just in from the most prestigious medical journal I read:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/why_was_i_not_informed_about

    The relevant passage:

    Perhaps you took some kind of sick joy in my ignorance. Maybe all of you have formed a regular gathering of some kind to share a hearty laugh at silly little 12-year-old Sammy Potts, who still thinks Chuck Norris is cool, when there exists in this world another, better guy who actually kills Chuck Norris in one of his movies. Oh, how you must have laughed.

    Clearly there has been a grievous error.
     
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  3. iatrosB

    iatrosB trying not to kill anyone
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    I'm sure they'll print a retraction soon.
     
  4. kungfufishing

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    or die


    wait, they are probably too dead to print anything already.
     
  5. docB

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    We need a smiley of Chuck roundhousing something. Anyone know how to design smilies?

    I'd also love to have one of a smiley dropping his pants with an FMcF over his head.
     
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    perhaps chuck norris needs to roundhouse the onion?
     
  7. tkim

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    Or the "FMcF" as a censorship label :laugh:
     
  9. leviathan

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    [YOUTUBE]OBELvv3UDuk[/YOUTUBE]

    I especially like the pulling-of-chest-hair move, and when they zoom in and out on the kitten.
     
  10. Dakota

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    I think Chuck just faked his own death so he could go back and kill Bruce Lee later. You know, make the death more humiliating.
     
  11. Seaglass

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    I would just like to point out that one of them is actually still alive, and one of them is actually dead. Point of fact: Chuck Norris had a cameo in "Dodgeball," Bruce Lee did not.
     
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    chuck needed to do "the crane" karate kid stye when he was trying to fight on one leg, if do right - no can defence:)
     

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