Scrubs are very crotch flattering

[FunnyCurrent]

Anyone notice this. These landau scrubs really make my penis look large. This girl at the cafeteria kept sneaking peeks at my crotch just now. I was very flattered.

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[dude1344]

Anyone notice this. These landau scrubs really make my penis look large. This girl at the cafeteria kept sneaking peeks at my crotch just now. I was very flattered.

why aren't you hitting that right now. 😕 😀

 

[DrSnips]

Anyone notice this. These landau scrubs really make my penis look large. This girl at the cafeteria kept sneaking peeks at my crotch just now. I was very flattered.

You sure she wasn't looking at your crotch because you had a giant stain there / had forgotten to put on your scrub bottoms / peed yourself?

 

[FunnyCurrent]

why aren't you hitting that right now. 😕 😀

Some of us are at work

 

[drizzt3117]

Some of us are at work

Call room son.

 

[Donald Juan]

OP, I just want to clarify...are you saying that your scrubs make your small penis appear large? Because if it's big already that's not the scrubs doing it.

 

[Druggernaut]

You sure she wasn't looking at your crotch because you had a giant stain there / had forgotten to put on your scrub bottoms / peed yourself?

Yep, I'm going with pee spot.

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[FunnyCurrent]

I don't think it was a pee spot, I hadn't peed at all.

But the scrubs really show the outline of your penis and mine had somehow been upright but flaccid state. I'm what you call a show'er - in contrast some men are growers for example.

This has routinely been a problem. For example, when we did our female genital exam session on patient actors the woman kept looking down at my crotch. I think I may have to tape it to my leg.

 

[redpanda]

Anyone notice this. These landau scrubs really make my penis look large. This girl at the cafeteria kept sneaking peeks at my crotch just now. I was very flattered.

I think you may have forgotten (or never realized) that many women don't leer at your genitals like men leer at women's breasts. Many women find your penis functionally useful, but definitely not pretty or something they'd like to stare at all day.

 

[FunnyCurrent]

I think you may have forgotten (or never realized) that many women don't leer at your genitals like men leer at women's breasts. Many women find your penis functionally useful, but definitely not pretty or something they'd like to stare at all day.

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They do look

 

[Winged Scapula]

Rebuttal:

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They do look

Well that's like a car accident or a circus freak. You can't help but look at something out of the norm. C'mon that guy looks like a model, is wearing white pants and appears to have a semi-rigid 10+ inches.

But the average woman is not leering at men's genitals despite what men like to think.

 

[greatnt249]

Rebuttal:

They do look

To put things into perspective, it's kind of hard not to look when you're at eye level with it and you highlight its outline with spandex. Also, a good number of those women didn't exactly look like they had a "I'd let that tap me" look on their faces.

 

[Winged Scapula]

To put things into perspective, it's kind of hard not to look when you're at eye level with it and you highlight its outline with spandex. Also, a good number of those women didn't exactly look like they had a "I'd let that tap me" look on their faces.

Yep.

 

[NickNaylor]

But the average woman is not leering at men's genitals despite what men like to think.

🙁

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[magdellan]

scrubs make me look fat ._.